Secrets Post #842

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> Animated .gif -> Puking Sim -> Premades -> Taylor Swift

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[(Anonymous)]

I find myself in a large building that reminds me of the inside of a state capitol building. There are large, white pillars everywhere, and American flags decorate the walls. There is a huge, numbered list on one wall, with different states listed on it. The first state listed is Arkansas, the state I live in. There are many other states as well, at least 30. I know that the list denotes states that have voted in favor of the bill currently being considered, and I also know that I cast the first vote for Arkansas. I realize that President Obama is going to be there today, and suddenly I am in a huge crowd of people. We all form a line leading to the desk where the president sits, shaking hands and signing autographs. Someone tells us that the line is wrong, it should form a spiral around the President, so we all quickly rearrange ourselves in the proper position. I somehow know that I am 76th in line.

[(Anonymous)]

o shit i think my legacy founder got pregnant from risky woohoo (5% chance 🥴) in a bush at the von haunt estate with erwin pries. i wasn't even sure i wanted him to be her husband??? she lives in a 3 x 3 room with her bed outside fuck fuck fuck can't afford a baby

[(Anonymous)]

No one cares.

[(Anonymous)]

I love whoever's making the britney secrets. they never fail to make my day

[(Anonymous)]

- said the maker of Britney secrets pretending to be someone else since literally nobody else likes them.

[(Anonymous)]

so what do you think the sims team will give us for the anniversary this year

a) a new shit kit
b) a disappointing sdx drop
c) a decent sdx drop
d) a previously paid pack now available for free
e) a patch that actually fixes a decent amount of broken things
f) fuck all

[(Anonymous)]

b, easily

[(Anonymous)]

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Born skinny, bitch, I never get fat

[(Anonymous)]

you're poor, we get it

[(Anonymous)]

How Do I Turn Off Footjobs?

Because fuck that boring shit. When I say FUCK - you better start fucking. Not kissing. Not hugging. Just fuck you stupid pixel polygon people. I have toe sucking turned off, but I do not see an option for footjobs. Get that boring shit out of my game. GET YOUR FILTHY FEET OFF MY DICK. I WILL MAKE YOU SUCK THE FLORR DIRT OFF MY COCK. Shit, that escalated... Thank you. I have 15,000 animations in my game and I am going to beat my head off this desk until I am blind. I did not download any foot fetish shit - and to be clear, my wife has very nice feet - she giggles when I kiss them.

I just want my little pixel polygon Sim idiots to fuck. Rut like a whore, bitch.

[(Anonymous)]

Grass... Touch it...

[(Anonymous)]

I was scrolling some sims content the past days and fell into the anime style side of the sims. It got me wondering something...

Does anyone know why some girls have a fetish or kink or whatever it is towards gay couples where the other one looks 100% like a girl but is a boy. And I mean really very typical girl with round hips, and very kawaii.
(Absolutely no shame on this kink from me, y'all love whatever you love) I just really want to understand why dress the other gay guy as a girl?
I see lot of young girls who're into anime are really, really into this stuff, boy love, yaoi etc.

[(Anonymous)]

Hunger for dick cannot be matched with anything else.

[(Anonymous)]

i really really want to quit my job, but im the only one who can do the work so if i left it would leave the company and their client in chaos for a few weeks until someone else picked up where i left off.

but im so tired of working late/on weekends (with no extra pay) and getting messages for things to do at all hours. i cant relax because at any moment the client could ask me to do something and i have to work for a few hours. im scared to check my email, i cant eat or sleep because im so anxious all the time.

[(Anonymous)]

You have to do what's best for you. Plus, you can give notice and stick around for awhile to help them figure out what they're going to do when you're gone. Working late and on weekends with no pay? Stress over this? No, you need to leave and take care of yourself.

[(Anonymous)]

14. as someone who's adopted, don't base your assumption just on height - look at your features. do you share their nose, their eyes, their mouth shape; do you have the same toes or fingers? i share the same colouring as my family (hair colour and eye colour) but my nose, my eyes, my ankles, my body shape; all are markedly different from everyone. your height could be any number of things, if you're seriously concerned about it chat with your family. it could also be an issue with your pituitary gland, it might be worth bringing up with a doctor. ik being short can be annoying, but i think short people are so charmign and cute.

[(Anonymous)]

Back when I worked at Burger King we would take the bucket opener (a metal pry bar type tool) and bang the shit out of the freezer door when we were frustrated. The door looked like a golf ball with dimples all over it from the hits with the tool. One day I came in and we had a brand new freezer door installed. The area VP big shot had come in to over see the installation so he was hanging around for the day. Well Dave comes in for his shift and sees the brand new shiny and SMOOTH door and says " this won't do at all" as he picks up the bucket opener and proceed to smash the fuck out of the door. The VP sees this and just starts screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? YOU'RE DONE GET OUT!!". Dave looks at me says "see ya round" and walks out the door.

[(Anonymous)]

sounds about right yeah
-mcanon

[(Anonymous)]

I think announcing your new album at the Grammys is tacky af. Like come on, don't make the night all about YOU. It's supposed to be about all the artists, not just one 🙄

HOWEVER. I am kind of excited, and I hate myself for that.

[(Anonymous)]

taylor swift innit

yoonie's carpal tunnel is better

[(Anonymous)]

shes stirring the race vs pawyall pot again

Re: yoonie's carpal tunnel is better

[(Anonymous)]

She's looking to cause drama again but I don't disagree with what she said.

[(Anonymous)]

i don't feel like i ate all that much today but my stomach is gurgling and rumbling like i pigged out

or maybe i have that stomach bug that's been going around and liquid diarrhea is impending 🤢

[(Anonymous)]

I diagnose you with dead

[(Anonymous)]

commenting on simsecret so good when you don't have a bitch telling you in your ear what the 5th digit is of 5383063

[(Anonymous)]

i hate those ones because i always go right to left but apparently it’s left to right??? wild

[(Anonymous)]

DEATH ULCERRRRRRRRRRR

[(Anonymous)]

EEEEEEEVVVERRRRYBODY IN THE WHOOOOOOLE ENTIRE SIMS COMMUNITY HAAAAAAAATED ME

King charles

[(Anonymous)]

MF didn't even get to officially be king for 1 year and is diagnosed with cancer. I hope this news ruins mares day.

Re: King charles

[(Anonymous)]

mi lord 😭😭😭 no

[(Anonymous)]

God I wish you guys got into WoW drama

[(Anonymous)]

Convince me to like the game. I love MMO's but can't stand it's graphics.

[(Anonymous)]

Fortnight (feat Post Malone)
The Tortured Poets Department
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
Down Bad
So Long, London
But Daddy I Love Him
Fresh Out the Slammer
Florida!!! (Feat Florence + The Machine)
Guilty as Sin?
Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
loml
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
The Alchemy
Clara Bow
Bonus Track: The Manuscript

[(Anonymous)]

Please leave.

[(Anonymous)]

Women with PCOS more likely to develop memory problems in middle age, study finds
Patients in their 40s and 50s had worse memory, attention and verbal skills

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UjoA6axgScc

[(Anonymous)]

this is incredibly cringe

i hate myself for watching it

[(Anonymous)]

Gaia nicolosi and Charlotte should meet.

things i hate about the sims community because i feel annoying and petty rn

[(Anonymous)]

1. fake fans of the older games. "i love strangerville in the sims 2" ass mfers. if you like sims 4 just own it. you dont have to try to make yourself seem more legitimate or cool by pretending you like the older games when you really only played them for one summer when you were 9.
2. same with people still bitching about sims 4 premade recreations in 2024. like these arent the actual sims, you can boot up sims 2 pleasantview right now and play with the real calientes, so why do you care about how they look in sims 4? its not really them. the people complaining by and large do not even play premades in ts4
3. alpha cc jokes. tired and boring, find new material
4. people bitching at ea when their mods break. i am all for bullying ea but it has not and never will be their responsibility to fix your mods.
5. people being technologically illiterate and not knowing how to google, in general. this one im not that bothered by because i understand that computers are confusing but it does get a little annoying
6. people who act like alien abduction pregnancies are normal and cute. it grosses me out. sorry
7. people adding the fake religions from the sims medieval to the other games. i hate it but thats just personal preference

Re: things i hate about the sims community because i feel annoying and petty rn

[(Anonymous)]

6. people who act like alien abductions are rape and fucked up gross me out

7. i like to think my sims worship me because they should

[(Anonymous)]

God, every time I try to play Sims 4 I am reminded again of why I don't.

I made a new Sim, then I wanted her to get married and the move household screen wasn't working. I finally was able to move HER in with the husband. But it deleted all the stuff out of her inventory.

So I went back to an old save and moved the stuff from her inventory into a room and saved it to my gallery. Loaded the newer save, put the shit back in her inventory.

One sim day later I go to her inventory again AND ALL OF THAT FUCKING SHIT WAS FUCKING GONE AGAIN.

I am currently playing with no mods or CC because I cbf to update them, and this was a fresh save, so this is an EA bug. It's so fucking annoying. She had a shitload of frogs and they are all just gone. And the plants aren't growing either. This is such bullshit. I fucking hate this game.

[(Anonymous)]

That would piss me off too. There's no month that goes by without some new damn bugs founds in s4.

[(Anonymous)]

you made my clitter glitter

[(Anonymous)]

🤮🤮

ma wife tells me there is a block in your toilet

[(Anonymous)]

Do you know how fucking difficult it is to find CC in order to create Papa Lazarou on Sims 4?