Secrets Post #914

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> Fairies -> Clowns -> Fairies -> Pregnancy -> Paralives -> lilsimsie -> Fairies

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Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. "come on Charlotte
let's go party"
2. "I can't forget the embarrassment I felt when my older brother asked me about the sims 2 CD because he wanted to play it again after some time, and I didn't respond
because there was a ton of nsfw cc in my download folder
Mostly I felt guilty bc I could have simply moved its content in another folder but I was stupid!!So I kept being vague!"
3. [Enchanted by Nature world]: "Now why is this world literally reheating just Henford-on-Bagley and the countryside of Windenburg nachos????"
4. [Old MacDonald had a farm lyrics]
5. "'But but but breaking everything up into separate packs makes it more detailed!!!n!!!' No it literally doesn't... it just means EA can get away with half assing content and overcharging people for it much much much easier. Why do you think Sims 4 has lasted for 10+ years"
6. [Enchanted by Nature preorder ad]: "I ALREADY PREORDERED IT PLEASE STOP NAGGING ME WITH THIS GIANT AD SCREEN!!!!"
7. [a TS3 "Crispy Fresh" moodlet from drinking a glass of water]: "Oh great, just what we need. More useless buffs that do nothing but inflate moods for doing the most basic shit. do these people get some kind of commission from the shitty icon industry for this?
Mod's cool tho"
8. ["More Romantic Interactions" from TheSweetSimmer (Savanita)]: "It's cute or whatever but am I the only one tired of all her cutesy animations?
But it's either this or that incel who has a foot fetish and makes mods about big dicks. There's no in between."
9. [unenthusiastic comments from 2020 about there being 5 more years of TS4]: "Almost 5 years later, The Sims 4 is still going strong with no signs of ending any time soon..."
10. "It's not just the world. Fairies (at first glance) is the only thing that is really new. 🤑
I have no idea why they wouldn't show the rest, idk, FOCUS ON THE FAIRIES FOR THE FAIRIES EXPANSION PACK REVEAL"
11. [Enchanted by Nature]: "in my hater era with this one..
i'm sorry i really don't like being overly negative but this deadass sucked LMFAO"
12. [EA gift cards]: "I can't help it, I really want the fairy pack, so I used my birthday money to buy these, so at least I don't feel guilty about taking money out of my normal account to pay for it."
13. [Enchanted by Nature]: "that was horrible...."
14. [Enchanted by Nature Sim thinking about luck]: "this was the most exciting part about the trailer for me..... 🫦"
15. [TS4 UI with the shopping cart icon showing a popup that says "Wear casual coquette styles!"]: "I updated and loaded the game for the first time in close to a year. No mods, and as soon as I get into the game, this pops up. How obnoxious! I had to get the mod to get rid of this because it's too much to look at while I'm playing."
16. [Enchanted by Nature]: "Boring trailer, uninspiring new gameplay.
Fix weather indoors, for rent corruption and all the other game breaking glitches instead of this slop 😁"
17. [Tragic Clown]: [anonymous from 3/2/12] "If only you knew how bad things really are."
18. [TS2 Sim labeled "Me" standing next to a grave labeled "you"]: "To the person that messaged me and said I was not a real Sims 2 fan; I accidentally deleted your message and I cannot remember your username so I'll post my reply here: how am I not a real fan? First off, I have bought all the original physical copies of the game including the limited editions and the 2004 merch (which are in sealed bags and I don't use just in case they get damaged). Secondly: I took a mortgage out on my house just to collect enough money to (hopefully one day) buy the copyright of 'The Sims 2' from Maxis. And last but not least: I quit my job, broke up with my boyfriend, and cut all ties with family and friends just so I could spend as much time as possible playing Sims 2. I am a real fan. As real as it gets. Do not ever contact me again with such upsetting nonsense. I am actually plotting your demise as I type this."
19. "Pregnancy freaks up your brain too with postpartum depression, intrusive thoughts, and sleep deprivation. It's horrible. Brain actually reprograms the host's chemical structure to force her to love her offspring. It's terrifying. Nothing about it is good. It's a biological tragedy that we celebrate only because it's needed to perpetuate the species."
20. "I miss when my life was simple and easy. Although sometimes I also think, wow, and I ever have a nice life to begin with? Because things have always been kind of difficult for me... but in the last couple of years, things just keep getting worse. Obviously, not everyone is happy, and everyone has their own troubles, I get that. I understand having one problem, some problems here and there, but ALL These problems together? It's been like a decade of things going from bad to worse. I have given up on anything ever getting better again."
21. [Sims 1 Magic Town carnival area]: "this aesthetic is still unmatched"
22. [EA app purchase of Enchanted by Nature]: "I am so ready for this pack!"
23. [TS4 packs Werewloves, Enchanted by Nature, Realm of Magic, Vampires, and Paranormal all listed and totaled up at $110, next to TS3 Supernatural]: "$40 in 2012
$20 now
(I still think this is overpriced)
includes just about everything.
24. "Don Lothario's Hint Number #16:
There is nothing in common among women except menstruation."
25. "is there anything more tiresome than white ppl who are obsessed with their/their offspring's hair/eye color and how it changed from birth/childhood? it's like ppl obsessing over their genealogy (which is excruciatingly boring to the rest of the world bc literally no one cares about someone else's ancestors) except worse because it has a tinge of racism"
26. [a CD of songs from The Sims {1}, followed by two tweets saying that in the West there is music for dancing and debauchery but also instructive and meaningful music which is one of the positive qualities of the West]
27. [Paralives toddlers]: "is this a joke?
it couldn't look uglier even if you tried..."
28. "lilsimsie is a paid shill. she's said a million times that she doesn't like supernatural sims and doesn't play with them. it's funny how quickly her fans forget that. she doesn't like supernatural sims until a new pack is coming and she has to shill it, then suddenly she loves whatever supernatural is in the pack. 'it's really fun you guys.' she loves it for awhile and then after the pack has been out and her shilling obligations are fulfilled, she goes back to hating all supernatural sims."

Re: Summarized.

[(Anonymous)]

That's not the Tragic Clown. That's the janitor clown from magic town. summary_anon You're fired.

🌝🌚😎

[(Anonymous)]

HAPY LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR (NORTHERN HEMISPHERE)/SHORTEST DAY OF THE YEAR (SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE)

#25

[(Anonymous)]

You hear that guys? Interesting concepts of science and probability are racist now.

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[(Anonymous)]

You are not a choosen and we are the choosen
And thats okay, it just means you are not chosen

[(Anonymous)]

15. that's disgusting ea is fucked in the head bad devs don't care don't play the game don't like the game don't care about players
21. it's very evil devil shit
25. "is there anything more tiresome" yes you
27. the people making this game are really confused... eyes and brains badly skewed from time spent on the wrong side of tumblr or something

also yes the fairy shit looks very stupid and "I bought da pack!" "I'm so ready for dis pack!" stfu

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[(Anonymous)]

it looks like they already have the same problem as ts4 all toddlers have the same face except for skin details and coloring

Re: 27

[(Anonymous)]

They got some small differences like lips and that one at the bottom has big ears. I don't know if toddlers are limited or they didn't want to exaggerate the features.

ts3 simmer

[(Anonymous)]

7. Read the description twat, it do have effects on sims, especially drunk ones. Can't stand bitches like you, first to complain, yet too busy read the fuckin info that is given by mods.
8. If you don't like "all the cutesy" do it yourself. I'm glad, there is still some people in animating and modding for sims3. Her animations is maxis like, so yes they all cute. THAT's HER FUCKING STYLE! And if you have problem with that, that's on you.

Re: ts3 simmer

[(Anonymous)]

maybe make it a little less obvious that they're talking about you

[(Anonymous)]

2. Lol. At least he didn't see it.
3. Sloth. And why not be slothful? Consoomer normies will pay anyway.
7. Emotions were a mistake. Literally all the sims behave identically.
9. If only we knew how bad things really were.
10. Fairies will be mermaid-tier. I guarantee it.
16. Wonder what fresh hell of glitches and corruption we'll get with this pack. TS4 is barely holding together.
17. That's an interesting little easter egg I didn't want to see. Thanks!
19. lol calm down
20. When it rains, it pours. Have you considered professional mental help? I know people who suffering with terrible depression for over a decade and got better just by taking medication. The brain can be a real bitch sometimes.
21. It's demonic, and I love it for it.
24. Not true, Nina and Dina share DNA, and Cass and Kaylynn share a face template.
25. God forbid people have hobbies. I'm not into genealogy either, but I can see how people find it fun. Also, you sound kind of jealous that whitey is the real person of color due to variety of genetic expression.
27. Bit of a sameface, but it doesn't really matter to me tbh.
28. I wish I was a shill. Sounds like a sweet gig. Making money just by sitting on your ass and yapping.

[(Anonymous)]

"just take drugs lol" stfu

[(Anonymous)]

got told to show up for work today at 8h, got a call at 7:45h that I should check in at 13h instead. simsisters, I hate this job so fucking much. just a few more days until the contract expires. I swear, every time I'm at a train station I think about jumping.

[(Anonymous)]

Hang on bb
Simsecret is with u
❤️

Rinse and repeat

[(Anonymous)]

"I'm never gonna buy this new EP because it's so over the top and we have enough of EA and I've got 2 million dollars worth of a worthless game but jesus there's a new pack out and I'm gonna get it because I'll DIE if I don't, take my money EA promise I will forgive you for everything until next time"

#19. others have said, 'get over it' and called us 'child free morons'. but wait until you have them and then say, "Oh, Jesus I wish I'd never stopped taking birth control!"
because those are just some of the reasons you don't want to spawn. Besides you want to have kids in this day and age where we're gonna bake this planet to death? I can see kids suing their parents for wrongful birth in the future because of that.

Re: Rinse and repeat

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not interested in reproduction, because I don't think I have the skills to be an adequate parent. But babies were being born during plagues and while the bombs were falling around their mothers. Every time period had its hardships, this one isn't special.

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[(Anonymous)]

WARNING: lots of racism and casual racism in the comments. Please be careful.

Re: ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[(Anonymous)]

old bitches get baited by trolls every mf week

[(Anonymous)]

simsecret has already re-uploaded the secrets from last week and this week

However, something that apparently no one remembers is that last year simsecret forgot to re-upload the secrets of post 852, and so far those secrets are not found on that tumblr blog.
https://officialsimsecret.dreamwidth.org/73791.html

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[(Anonymous)]

Who's the foot fetish incel, and who are you think you are anon, some sort of sphinx to throw an enigma like that and disappear?

Re: 08

[(Anonymous)]

probably the kinky mod guy I'm guessing

[(Anonymous)]

Is this real, or is it someone making stuff up?

https://www.reddit.com/r/sims1/comments/1kp3k3j/been_playing_since_release_and_just_found_a_new/

"i tried googling but i couldn't find anyone else talking about it but it might just be buried waaay back somewhere.

my Sim threw a party which, of course, attracted ze mime. i got tired of him harassing people so i moved him into a fenced off area. now, i've done this before and he would do the usual walk around the perimeter and hold up his hands in confusion but this time i built a 1x1 square first and then moved him inside. he started miming out su!c!de/dying in a few different manners that loops. is this maybe something new for the re-release? because i would definitely remember something like that when i was a kid 😳"

[(Anonymous)]

sounds made up to me

[(Anonymous)]

Finally the captcha is gone 🥳🎉🎊

[(Anonymous)]

Shut up Charlotte
You shat the bed last night

[(Anonymous)]

How are our named anons doing? Anyone still hanging around?

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[(Anonymous)]

This is a secret to who? She is basically an employee at this point. I swear all the lilsimsie haters are just basic bitches with the exact same personality as her and mad that they no one will pay them to share their equally useless takes

[(Anonymous)]

Embassies closing down, foreign citizens fleeing, ambassadors rushing out of Iran 🇮🇷👀😱💥

[(Anonymous)]

Brown people have my respect because when brown people bomb shit. They pay for their own shit.

[(Anonymous)]

Sims 5 should have
Hair physics
Jiggly butt physics
Bouncy boob physics
Fluid dynamics

[(Anonymous)]

Flopping dick physics

[(Anonymous)]

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[francinefrenski]

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[(Anonymous)]

Both the Tumblr and Reddit have already updated with this week's secrets. Shocking.

[(Anonymous)]

Whats the point of being loud and proud about your features and eye colours if you are not gonna have any offspring. All will disappear and its not even anyone's fault but your own people

[(Anonymous)]

what you talking about? who's are proud of their features? whites? blacks?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, SS Tumblr posted the secrets as a whole, but didn't post them individually yet, so we don't get to see peoples' reactions.

[(Anonymous)]

That was lame af from them 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

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[(Anonymous)]

Why'd you left out the king of the ugly? This one takes the cake https://i.postimg.cc/FRgV1fnw/Screenshot-20250621-214126-You-Tube.jpg

Also why do they have a stripe of different skin color on their forehead? Yet another weird style decision.

I'm still excited for this game but since ss is a place of haters I'll hate with you about how ugly the babies are.

Re: 27

[francinefrenski]

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[(Anonymous)]

Well that just sounds like a blessing. I'd rather the biological system force me love my baby when it's going to be the most annoying creature of your life the first few months.

But honestly if this was true then why do we have so many God awful mothers in the world? Sounds like that biological brain reprogramming thing you're so panicked about isn't working out so well, lmfao. Faill nature.

Re: 19

[(Anonymous)]

lol right? so many people seem to want to paint everyone with the same brush but we all experience life differently. some people want to be parents and are great at it. some people don't want to be parents and live happy lives without ever having kids. some people don't have kids and then later in life regret it. some people become parents and then are horrible. sometimes someone has an unexpected pregnancy and has the baby and then they shape up and are a great and happy parent, but sometimes they don't. if the brain truly forced women to love their child then we wouldn't have that problem. it's so dumb when ppl are like "parents are miserable and hate their lives and don't want to admit it!" or "childfree people are missing out on the best part of life and are miserable!" we're all different and you can't generalize things like that, how/why is that so difficult for people to understand