Secrets Post #838

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> Meta secrets -> Britney Spears -> #simsannouncement

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I think we are in, or almost in, the bleak midwinter. I personally love it. Enjoy your lives, my friends <3

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[(Anonymous)]

im seething

[(Anonymous)]

Why

[(Anonymous)]

"we are in the midwinter"

Yeah no we're not.

[(Anonymous)]

90% of the secrets were made by Charlotte. Therefore I refuse to comment on them.

[(Anonymous)]

Charlotte doesn't know how to outline text.

[(Anonymous)]

3 is funny i hope it was unintentional of her 😈

[(Anonymous)]

It must have been, as the post name was corrected a few days back after someone dropped a comment pointing out the typo.

[(Anonymous)]

Simsecret users be like: "hateful, disabled, obese 25-year old who lives with their mom and spends their days being rude to others on the internet"

[xxxbilliexxx]

They do but like in a fun, sexy, hip way.

RE: 1

[(Anonymous)]

It's okay, that's why we have summary anon in case the pictures break

Re: 1

[(Anonymous)]

i thought she was dead?

[(Anonymous)]

05 is budget SSSniperwolf

[(Anonymous)]

sniperwolf is budget azzyland

[(Anonymous)]

"those shitty sites" yes opposed to... catbox moe. mhm.

[(Anonymous)]

We got a catbox moe dev making secrets.

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. "Stop uploading your secrets on postimages.org or imgbb.com, those shitty sites will end up deleting our secrets sooner or later, better use Catbox.moe instead, on that website you can upload anything except illegal content"
2. "I was playing the Pleasant family today and in a single day:
Daniel cheated
Mary-Sue divorced him
The twins were fighting
Angel had her first woohoo
Cassandra cheated on Don with Mary
the most exciting thing that can happen in The Sims 4 is a sim washing a plate in the kitchen"
3. [a post {a download on ModTheSims?} called "Belladonna Cove with pooper families" with a pic Sim holding a tin can and begging for money]: "I'm still giggling about this."
4. "NEW ANNOUNCEMENT YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR, YES SIM!
WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF PARTICIPATION. SUPPORT INSPIRE AND MOTIVATES US TO ALWAYS DO THE BEST WE CAN AT WHAT WE LOVE. WE INVITE YOU TO DISCOVER SIML4, THE WEB WHERE YOU WILL FIND THE BEST NEWS OF SIMS. HE GIVES HUS AN EXCELLENT REVIEW OF EXPANSION FO RENT AND I HAVEN'T SAVED IT IN HOURS.
GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE GIVEAWAY!!! I ALREADY DOWNLOADED IT TO START A NEW SIM STAGE.
#ahappynewyear!"
5. [a bunch of thumbnails of Vixella's videos]: "This is the worst soy face I have ever seen
I don't even know what emotion she's trying to imitate"
6. [creepy Sim children]: "You have been visited by the Christmas devil. Send this to five friends or Charlotte will fuck your mom while you sleep."
7. "britney in 2009:" [a Sims 2 popup that says The number 3 is very important in your life right now.]
8. "no way i just saw a sims 4 player complaining that THE SIMS 2 had too many loading screens
it's a game made in 2000 shouldn't be surprising when it's got loading screens
like"
9. "my family is extremely upset with me. not sure if it's because i got engaged without telling them or because i got engaged to a guy... i didn't really think it would be such a problem :(
anyway, family is overrated. SimSecret is my family now. and y'all are invited to the wedding 🫶"
10. "I PUT ON SIMS 2 CREATE A SIM MUSIC WHEN I'M TRYING ON NEW CLOTHES AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN"
11. "sims 2 is the most customizable game in the entire franchise. there i said it"
12. "I was so excited for Horse Ranch (even though I pirate the game) but then it came out and saying that it was disappointing is an understatement.
No ponies
No connected jumps
Every breed is the same size
Genetics is a joke
No unicorns
Ugly animations
Huge ass eyes
Nothing to do
Boring gameplay
horse games are so cursed
RN the only exciting thing that could happen is modders finding a way to make horses bigger/smaller :\
The only thing fun about this pack is downloading CC so I can play dressup with my horses (that I made pretty with default replacements, ew)"
13. "If you need to see your own DNA in a child for you to experience unconditional love for someone or something, that's not love.
That's narcissism."
14. "I know that it is never going to happen, but I wish they'd make a full-on Sims tie-in with Harry Potter.
Just The Sims, but set in the Harry Potter world.
It's my dream."
15. "I'm tired of the set-dressing items and environment you can't interact with. Yeah, this fountain is pretty, but it just sits there uselessly. Sims can't toss coins in and make a wish, they can't put soap in it, they can't dip their hands in it, they can't even look at it. The pretty world is utterly useless for gameplay, especially because they don't even bother putting in spawn points for collectibles, plants, fish, etc anymore. It's really pathetic. The worlds are just getting even more useless over time because they can't put in the bare minimum of effort."

[(Anonymous)]

This place is fucking dead holy shit!

[(Anonymous)]

and?

Fetishes you don't understand:

[(Anonymous)]

I start... Piss fetish.

Re: Fetishes you don't understand:

[(Anonymous)]

foot fetish

[(Anonymous)]

https://m.vk.com/photo-52214_335808305
Liam Frog download still works 🤩

[(Anonymous)]

francinefrenski please, it's been almost two weeks of nearly -30°C (= -22°F apparently) where I live, there's nothing to enjoy, only freezing to death whenever you have to head outside for any reason no matter how many layers of clothes you wear 🥶

[(Anonymous)]

What the heck do u want Francine to do about it

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[(Anonymous)]

Obviously trying to do that dumb surprised look to appeal to the algorithm while still being ~cute~ about it

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[(Anonymous)]

I don’t think I’d need it to love a child but it is still a nice thought to me.. that little bits of your family can live on even after specific people are gone, like if your kid has your grandmother’s eyes or their voice sounds like your father’s. Both my sister’s daughters do this little smile that looks just like my mom’s. I don’t see how it’s narcissism to want things like that

Re: 13

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to say, I'll bite on this secret. I don't think it's narcissism, really. I think it's just, I dunno. Does it sound too lame and cliche to say human nature? Because I really think that's it. Particularly if you have a baby with the person you love. I don't think that's the only kind of love and I think people can love children who aren't biologically theirs just as much. But I can definitely see the appeal.

[(Anonymous)]

1. That site seems so sketchy to me, for some reason.
2. The organic drama in Sims 4 really does feel like it's lacking.
5. I can't get into most of the YouTube Sims players because they all do this kind of thing, where it feels like their target audience is 8-year-olds.
8. It's understandable that a game released in 2004 has load screens. It's much less understandable that a game still being actively worked on in 2024 has load screens in between apartments.
12. Wait, there aren't ponies???? I somehow didn't realize that. THERE ARE NO PONIES????? So how does breeding work, does a fully-grown horse just spring out of a pile of hay or what?
14. I used to really want a Harry Potter MMO. Now that I'm older, I feel like it would have been full of children and unbearable for an adult, but I still kind of think it would have been fun. Harry Potter Sims would really be fun too though.
15. The worlds in Sims 4 are pretty, but also frustrating because they just feel like missed potential. There could be interesting things going on in the worlds, but instead it's just this fake plastic environment that Sims don't interact with. Very disappointing. You'd think we would have come further along than this. Look at Sims 2 and ask yourself what kind of a game you think that would develop into almost 20 years later, and then look at what we've got. It's sad.

[(Anonymous)]

Same. Most Sims based YouTubers have the personalities between desperate white girl with no real friends to gay guy who has an OnlyFans to fill the void in his life. Pouring one out for my girl Quxxn; gone but never forgotten in my heart. I enjoy LGR's content too, and while he seems tired as fuck about The Sims 4 (I think most of us with functioning frontal lobes do) his Sims 3 reviews were always the highlight of uh... whenever they came out. I'll come back to his old reviews and be like "yeah, we had it pretty good back then."

[(Anonymous)]

Mouseyblue Fizzy eyes recolored by annachibi

[(Anonymous)]

nah

something controversial

[(Anonymous)]

i wonder if people camp out waiting for the weekly post to post something in the comments so they can make first page.

Re: something controversial

[(Anonymous)]

I don’t camp out, but if there’s something I want a response to I’ll wait for the new post rather than comment Thursday/Friday since it’s less likely to be acknowledged

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[(Anonymous)]

Nice to see the simsecret horse girl is going strong here still 🐎 🫡

[(Anonymous)]

#5 standard whore face

[(Anonymous)]

the incel has entered the chat

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[(Anonymous)]

Sssniperwolf, is that you?

[(Anonymous)]

Is it safe to update TS4 or is For Rent still broken?

[(Anonymous)]

2. Yeah, in my experience Sims 2 tends to be the most dramatic. That said, I remember story progression in Sims 3 being pretty wild. My favorite moment was getting a pop-up that my neighbor's kid died, followed by another pop-up informing me that the parents immediately moved out of town. I was like "MURDER! THEY MURDERED HIM AND THEY'RE ON THE RUN!". And of course, there's the Sims 1, where your daily grind gets routinely interrupted by a roaring fire, consuming everyone and everything in mere minutes. Not even the pets were safe.
8. Coming from players of the game which involves having to go through loading screens on the same fucking lot.
9. Asking why they're upset seems like the most sensible thing to do, then again, communicating obviously isn't your strong suit.
13. Call me crazy, but there's something nice about two people who are in love creating life through the act of that love, and seeing both of themselves in the fruit of their union. Things get sketchy when they can't or won't conceive, and instead go through a eugenics-like program of shopping for genetic material, sometimes culminating in exploiting an impoverished woman by occupying her body for 9 months with their science project while they're out doing rich people stuff. Hard to give a charitable interpretation to that scenario.
15. It comes down to your play style. Lots of people primarily enjoy the game through building.

[(Anonymous)]

you are so right on 13. i don't think we have a lot of parents here but there truly is something almost magical about having a child who literally exists because of the love between you and your partner and you can look at the child and see yourself and your lover reflected in them. i think you can't really understand what it's like until you're there but it really does feel next level and like the whole purpose of life, as cliche as that may sound.

my opinion on sims youtubers 🤓 share yours as well pls

[(Anonymous)]

james turner: i have only watched his old stuff (like 2014 old) but he seems ok. ive heard that his more recent videos are a lot more kiddish and loud tho. overall seems like an average lad which is very rare for sims youtubers, so maybe he's secretly crazy. regardless he deserves better than deligracy.
deligracy: the hold that this woman has on people is fascinating. in my opinion she is vapid, boring and not very bright, and nothing more than that. so why is she one of the most wellknown s4 youtubers? why is the simfluencer tattle life thread mostly about her? i have no idea. also "deli" is a very unappealing name for a person.
satchonsims: idk why but i "love" this weird little guy. he's so cringe and tryhard that i cant help but eat his content up. for some reason i actually enjoy his letsplays a lot. i am really not trying to shill for him. his constant mention of sex is annoying but im still subbed and i watch a lot of his vids. i find it really funny whenever he brings up the haydurss, shills and wokes because you can hear his thinly-disguised seething
lilsimsie: little rat. go away.
plumbella: cannot stand her. especially since redditors are obsessed with her. i watch her videos sometimes if there's something i want to see but i really cannot stand her, from her accent to her fake autism. what i hate most is how she pretends to be a fan of the older games to seem cool and different when its obvious she doesnt play them for any reason other than content.
english simmer: i literally discovered the sims from her videos so i cant say anything bad about her. cute grandma. sad she doesnt seem to get a lot of views anymore.
sydmac: wifey! so talented and creative with a lovely personality and soothing voice. not sponsored.
fakegamergirl: i just started watching her and i quite enjoy her stuff so far, but i don't know a lot about her.
pleasant sims: real life aside, i used to adore her videos, i think i probably watched every single vid she put out. her new stuff just isnt the same. i don't know if that's on her or if it's just that my perspective of her has been ruined.
onlyabidoang: KING. love his videos.
simmer erin: i used to enjoy her videos but now i feel theyre just boring, idk.
pixelade: seems crusty :(
call me kevin: i like his videos, good honest fun.
graystillplays: i dont think he makes sims vids anymore (understandable) but they were great, lots of fun
thesimyin: she's ok but she doesnt seem very intelligent. oftentimes when she reads things out loud she straight up says the wrong words and stuff and doesnt seem to realize.
springssims: he seems sweet and talented but idk much abt him
carynandconnie: gen alpha content. i do like it tho.
not malcolm: i quite like his vids but hes kinda cringe sometimes tbh
acottonsock: sweet and makes very helpful videos but her letsplay/stream content is boring tbh..

Re: my opinion on sims youtubers 🤓 share yours as well pls

[(Anonymous)]

you forgot cindy