Secrets Post #822

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> EA Game Changers -> Extremely long .gif -> Nonsensical secrets

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

FERST

[(Anonymous)]

omg grats bestie

[(Anonymous)]

imagine announcing ur pregnancy with a weird ass sims video on instagram.....CRINGE

https://www.instagram.com/p/Crv41_4of82/

[(Anonymous)]

The fact that she included a clip of herself and her partner WooHooing is what got me. We don't need to see you fucking in your pregnancy announcement. We don't want to see how the sausage is made.

[(Anonymous)]

when is dan brown coming out with his next robert langston book

[(Anonymous)]

elaborate

[(Anonymous)]

1. Well technically they aren't lying about having all the lods ;) But yes that is a load of bs.

16. Sims 3 had THE most repulsive graphics of all time. I can manage playing s1,s2,s4 without visual mods but I have to mod the hell out of sims 3 before I can stand it. Gameplay of s3 was a lot of fun though. Good game.

18. Give me!! Mini Dragons <3♡♡

19. Is this an issue of alpha sim players? I don't usually use these md created clothes. But they seem slutty indeed. I Kinda like em but I use mm cc. Having slutty style only must be annoying.

20. I don't see any boobs? What is op imagining... And don't preteens have hips? I don't really know kids' anatomy.. just guessing that la female species kinda have small amount of hips when they are growing up. Don't really care that much about the kids to know for sure.

[(Anonymous)]

20. Their waists are kind of nipped in? That's all I see.

15

[(Anonymous)]

At least it works and I never hear people complain about it other than it was a total rip off. Unlike dine out or wedding-whatchamacallit. Everyone keeps saying those are soooo broken.

What's wrong with those packs anyway? How is the wedding pack broken? Are these broken packs worth pirating and fixing with mods?

Re: 15

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't had a wedding in the game in a long time so I really can't speak to whether or not it is STILL broken. They may have fixed it by now. But the last time I did try to have a wedding, there were various glitches like Sims not sitting down to watch the wedding, Sims standing literally in the aisle when they aren't part of the wedding party (although I think both of those happen in the base game too), not being able to complete certain wedding tasks, like the game will have you set up the wedding with various things like toasts, first dance, throw the bouquet, and some of those won't trigger completion. Sometimes the flower girl wouldn't walk down the aisle, or the officiant wouldn't come to the alter. I think some of these would keep the wedding tasks from completing, while others were just annoying.

Dining Out, not sure. Haven't used that in forever either. My experience the last few times I have used it as a visitor only is that sometimes the food just never comes. Your Sims can sit at their table for hours and hours and the food is never brought out to them. I've never played it from the restaurant owner side, so I don't know if or how that angle is broken.

[(Anonymous)]

The year is 2025. Trump and DeSantis are pres and vp. sudols and other ontders consider this a win (but still rage from their beds about people who play a video game). Trump is meeting with his biggest supporter, bekuh. She gifts him a copy of the latest blackpink album, dedicated to him. "Bekuh, I couldn't have won the election and enacted discriminatory bills without you, Jennie, or her sharts."

Bukuh shakes her Maga blond hair, smiling. "No, no, Mr. President. We're happy to help. The real victory is on this album though."

She turns over the album (one of 27 versions released), and points to the album credits.

SHARTS IN YOUR AREA
Writing credits: Bekuh, Jennie, Teddy oppa's asshole, Sharts de Jennie

Trump wiped a tear from his eye. Jennie finally got a writing credit. "We did it kids!"

[(Anonymous)]

Charlotte, take your meds. Your family misses you. Please come home.

[(Anonymous)]

4. It wouldn't surprise me if the US military used Sims 4 gamechanger vids as torture tools

[(Anonymous)]

That seems almost too cruel. So yes, the US government probably does do it.

[(Anonymous)]

11. Saami representation 😍

[(Anonymous)]

Nah the hair isn’t pale enough

[(Anonymous)]

Pooklet is a big, fat, white bitch who sexualizes people of color and actively cultivates the false idea that she's native. I hope both she and Skulldilocks choke while sniffing their own farts and that the fire department has to tear down their crappy apartment to extract their combined bulk. Everyone will remember both of you as women - horribly ugly and broken women.

Furbyq is a lardass and a scammer who probably eats her way through all of her money in a week before rattling the can on tumblr for pennies. It's the same thing, every single time. You're who they talk about when people make fun of 30 year olds with ocs. Get a job, take a shower. You stink.

Pforest is an asshole, one of those sneaky bitches who look down on everyone else. Her attitude towards other creators is disgusting. I have a feeling that there'll be a few leaks in the coming years, and everyone will jump on her and say that they always knew but "felt silenced." You cultivate your audience, and they will turn on you.

Vidcunds/PolygonBeach/CrystalVu/Mickeyuu has some real issues, like personal issues. Either contribute CC or don't. Stop being a wimp and admit that you make terrible choices. Find better friends. Maybe even go outside and stand in the sun for a minute.

DeeDee is cool, class act all the way. She seems genuinely sweet, and her rabbit is cute as fuck. Meduza is adorably autistic... or maybe just adorably European. Either way, I like her. Lazyduchess is a gem, probably the best creator to come out of the last decade. Lamare is okay too, pretty chill - no drama. Good modder too.

[(Anonymous)]

This is juicy do more

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly I'd say that one of the Sims 2 or Sims 3 stuff packs are the worst. They didn't come with gameplay, as shitty as it is.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't remember the name but that family stuff pack with lots of kid items for sims 2 was so bad, I never used any of those items

[(Anonymous)]

I’m in college and I’ll usually drink a monster to help me study. For some reason they have been making my stomach really gassy recently so it makes a lot of noises, which I assume is from the carbonation, but usually I just deal with it and it’s fine. Well today I drank one before class and about half way through the lecture my stomach started gurgling and I felt like I was about to violently shit myself. I practically ran out of the class (my seat is near the front) and I crop drusted everyone while I was running out. After that I headed to the bathroom and absolutely blew the toilet up. Some other guy was in the stall next to me and he got out of there pretty quick. After that I went back to class and pretended like nothing happened. But everyone knows :(

Does anyone know why this is happening? I’ve been drinking energy drinks for a while and never had a problem until recently. Maybe the artificial sweeteners?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes it's the sweeterners + carbonation, dangerous combo which will make you bloated and farty. Source: i used to drink monster ultra every day and have been in your situation. Switch to iced coffee or smth if you want the caffeine.

[(Anonymous)]

i think i have diabetes :(

[(Anonymous)]

Well tell us the symptoms. I'm an expert.

[(Anonymous)]

sims 4 ui is somehow too cluttered and too sparse at the same time. it satisfies no one.

[(Anonymous)]

The TS4 UI isn't bad but it isn't good either. While I get that they were trying to take up less screen space, I find it frustrating at times because instead of everything I need to click on being in one area in the bottom left, the UI is now spread out all over the screen. I play in 1080p, so it must be worse for anyone playing in 1440p or 4k.

Tired of Charlotte and her stupid secrets

[(Anonymous)]

001. imagine whining about 10k polys in this day and age
002. beautiful secret. i agree with the sentiment.
003. you're just a straight, slightly ugly, but straight girl.
005. how did you manage to insert cindy into a yaoi thirst secret? i'm so tired of you charlotte.
010. yes but at the same time it's just such an annoying kitb
019. agreed tired of fetish clothing
020. yes anon, and kids do have hips and breasts. barely developing but they do. they are not toddlers.
024. this secret gave me cancer 023. the added icon looks cute you're tasteless.

[(Anonymous)]

Babies as young as 16 weeks have been born alive after failed abortions. They did not survive but they still breathed at such a young age, long before viability. Abortion kills humans, a fetus is a baby.

[(Anonymous)]

Yet August didn't survive :'(

[(Anonymous)]

Look, I'll be honest, I got the ick from her ever since she started being ultra obnoxious to her fans online (actually I stopped following ever since she posted a picture of her dog's poop on instagram)

[(Anonymous)]

ummm who dis

[(Anonymous)]

just shit myself and liked it

[(Anonymous)]

Mental illness.

[(Anonymous)]

I bring the drip wit' wet vagina
I bring the drip wit' wet (Bring the drip wit')
I bring the drip wit' wet vagina
I bring the drip wit' wet (Bring the drip wit')
I bring the drip wit' wet vagina

[(Anonymous)]

no one asked but i absolutely love when my brother forgets to flush the toilet. i just sit there, sometimes for hours, smelling that turd

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck the girls
They ain't wit' me, then they wit' me, so fuck the girls
I don't need 'em, I'm too pretty, so fuck the girls
Every region, every city, the whole damn world stay sayin' fuck the girls

[(Anonymous)]

04. Hard agree
19. Hard agree

[xxxbilliexxx]

#22 you put some serious work into that secret.

[(Anonymous)]

even as someone who has played every iteration of the sims since the sims 1 literally came out, what the fuck is the appeal of playing this game? i gave it up ages ago. it's pointless. still more of a real game than minecraft or animal crossing but still, this crap should not still have this kind of popularity

[(Anonymous)]

so why are you here, Ms. Real Gamer?

[(Anonymous)]

thots on plumbella?

[(Anonymous)]

most disgusting accent i've ever heard. literally unwatchable

[(Anonymous)]

can't see 2, 3, and 6. tried using vpn and still :(

[(Anonymous)]

It's cp.

[(Anonymous)]

omg drama around kids with boobs is back!! it's been so many years since the ts2 version lol

[(Anonymous)]

never saw kids with tits back in the sims 2 days but i did see a bunch of yassified sim children with shittons of makeup