Secrets Post #814

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> Animated .gifs -> Long posts -> Katy Perry & Journey To B*tuu

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

It’s Britney bitch

[(Anonymous)]

i want to die

[(Anonymous)]

hugs

[(Anonymous)]

petition to ban britney

[(Anonymous)]

petition for you to never post here again

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[(Anonymous)]

i wonder how successful this pack was

before disney everyone thought star wars anything would sell, but there's been so many failures with it now. including that weird star wars hotel that they wanted people to pay 6,000 dollars for

Re: 014

[(Anonymous)]

the people currently in charge of the disney theme parks are running them into the ground it's tragic

[(Anonymous)]

1. My sister was friends with girls from another family living on the same street and their dad had told them bullshit like "the Sims can fall from the balcony and die if you don't build a trailing around it" and they believed it so hard that they claimed that they had seen an ambulance come get one of their Sims when she fell down. My sister called them out on such bullshit and told them to show it so they build a house with balcony together and tried to make the sim fall. Of course it never happened but they were convinced it would happen if they just let the game run longer. Same girls also weren't allowed to make their Sims woohoo. The parents were nutcases protecting them from everything and sometimes I wonder what kind of adults they grew up to be. (This was back when the Sims was the only game)

4. Lazyduchess is a "he" I believe.

7. Now I want pizza too... 😭

10. It has overstayed it's welcome by almost 5 years. 4-5 years is perfectly good lifespan for a Sims game, we should literally be hearing the first news about Sims 6 now instead of this bullshit. Though Rene will kill the series for me at least so there won't be Sims 6 anyway. Or if there is it's only going to be even worse so the game is practically dead either way.

21. It's dIfFeReNt because they aren't a soulless multi-million corporate, just some poor fella trying to get by UwU pls understand.

29. I'd love it if they just didn't bother me at all. I don't give a fuck who the other Sims date, marry, befriend or if they bought the entire pet store or whatever. Let me live my fucking life in peace without constantly calling me!!!

31. Sounds like I'm only rescuing horses then in this pack when I eventually get it from 40-60% sale. I like the challenge and "bad" traits on Sims too so I'd probably love horses with bad traits too.

[(Anonymous)]

One of my friends insists that she played The Sims one time and she hated it, because her Sim got a UTI and died from it. I was like uh. That's definitely NOT in any of the games unless there's some weird mod. Which I wouldn't rule out, but...

[(Anonymous)]

at this point i honestly prefer when we’d get less than 10 secrets

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[(Anonymous)]

Maybe the ts4 pizza doesn’t look great but I feel like the ts2 one would stand out in a bad way with the ts4 art style. Looks like alpha cc

Re: 7

[(Anonymous)]

The sims 2 one looks photoskinned

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[(Anonymous)]

Wow. That's pretty crazy when you think about it. There are over 7.8 billion people on the world right now. Let's go with an average life expectancy of 70ish years (which I think is a little low). That's going to be over 500 BILLION years spent watching the lives of people who are here RIGHT NOW. That's not counting all the people who lived and died in the past, and the ones who haven't been born yet. We're talking over a trillion years of watching tens of billions of people live their lives.

And like. Do you have to watch the entire thing? Can you fast forward through night time, like in The Sims, or are you stuck for 8 hour stretches watching someone roll around in bed? You have to sit through every boring class, job, time spent in a waiting room, commute, grocery store run that every person who has ever lived went through. And you have to watch all of the horrible things that have happened to people. Everyone who was tortured, murdered, raped, people watching their loved ones die, people dying themselves. How horrible. Are people sitting in a movie theater full of tens of billions of people? Can you at least spend your trillion years next to your best friend and eat junk food from the concession stand?

This is crazy and frankly sounds like another version of hell.

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[(Anonymous)]

When does the movie start? In utero? Do we have to sit through 9 months of being in the womb billions of times? What determines the order of the movies? Is it chronological? If so how would they determine when to start? Or is by amount of time lived? I have so many questions and I am so intrigued. I'm sure by the end of the ordeal you would reach some sort of god like omniscience. Kind of reminds me of the egg story

[(Anonymous)]

2. Well, yeah, EA is absolutely incapable of BALANCE. It's either too much of something, or not enough. There's never a reasonable amount. Playtesting? HAHAHA.
3. Ugh.
7. Lmaooooo
8. I think he's rude as hell and he just wants to bash people and defend his company. He sucks.
18. Again, no one play tests or thinks about these things anymore. I guess we're lucky there's even one. It does seem like it would be so simple to put more fishing spots along the river.
23. Going to go look up that song.
26. ??? What

[(Anonymous)]

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[(Anonymous)]

I agree that Lazyduchess is amazing but not female.

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[(Anonymous)]

lol
I'm sorry for your loss

[(Anonymous)]

"grow up and suck it up because life its hard"
and *that* is supposed to make me want to be alive? to make me *grateful*? of fucking what? "being alive" like this BS is worthy? working 2 jobs to pay bills and live another month of the same bs?
for what? does it comes with a badge of honor? 'cause I don't want it

[(Anonymous)]

do something else then

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[(Anonymous)]

Dear God kill this fucking game and move on already.

[silverzen]

Whoever did the Britney secrets, thank you. I had a good laugh especially with the loading screen one.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just astonished they were that committed to the bit

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[(Anonymous)]

unpopular opinion time. dogs are animals and i don't think they should be in the house at all. sorry. that goes for cats and all other animals too. they are literally animals i don't want them on my couch or my bed or my floor or anywhere. it's gross. why do you want dirty animals in your clean home? i know that literally no one agrees with me on this but it just disgusts me. like your house can never really be clean if you have pets. even the ones in cages are gross. aquariums are the only thing i would be able to tolerate but i would never want one of those either.

Re: 008

[(Anonymous)]

it's unpopular and no one agrees because that type of thinking is very neurotic. "you can never be clean if this happens" is mental illness logic

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god maybe I'm just like getting old but are we really to the point where things that aren't 100% ethical in every circumstance they won't even put it in the game? Really? What's next, blocking players from making sims cheat on eachother? Like, yes, the way some people use dog houses is unethical but they have legitimate ethical uses and the sims is supposed to be a LIFE SIMULATOR, not My Perfect Doll House Where Nothing Bad Ever Happens. Christ. This franchise is on it's death bed.

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[(Anonymous)]

Tbh, I find way worse that sims can in fact cheat, like wtf, who morals are the devs following? a dog house is "bad" but cheating is perfectly ok and natural, not questionable at all?
And why do Lamas and cows (and now horse) have houses then? why can't they be on the couches too? That's not fair!

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[(Anonymous)]

pitiful confession but i have 2 listen with the music off bc i have cptsd and the soundtrack brings me back 2 what my life was like in 2014-2016

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[(Anonymous)]

I don't think that's pitiful. I think that makes sense and I'm sorry that you have to deal with that. :(

[(Anonymous)]

21: she doesn't sell pets, she takes a lot of time to carefully create and paint different breeds for ts4, which she puts on the gallery for free, and people pay her to create their own pets for them from photos, so they're paying for a service, not the files themselves... and she's allowed to have her own opinion about pirating, get over it

[(Anonymous)]

look who showed up in the comments lol

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[(Anonymous)]

my theory about this is that they were going to have wild horses with the difficult traits that your sims could capture and train but then ea thought that wouldn't be pc so they made them rescue horses instead but yeah it's weird

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[(Anonymous)]

It's not appropriate to have a dog living inside of your house if you're a practicing Muslim. Many other cultures also have taboos against dogs living in the house. So not having an option for dog houses in the game is actually NOT inclusive. It's the devs deciding that their specific modern white middle class American notions about what's appropriate are the ONLY correct ones, everyone else is wrong or "outdated," and forcing those notions onto everyone in the world.

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[(Anonymous)]

Thank God we bombed you all fr fr

Dog houses are a weird relic of the past

[(Anonymous)]

Me when i need to come up with excusws

Re: Dog houses are a weird relic of the past

[(Anonymous)]

Start using that line any time someone asks you to do something you don't want to do. "Nah man, that's a weird relic of the past"

[(Anonymous)]

i hate shithead o’connor

[(Anonymous)]

there a specific reason

[(Anonymous)]

Your friend reminds me of a sort of friend I had 15 years ago. When sims 2 was still a thing and there were no sims 3, not even rumors. I'll start from the sim part because that's what's similar between your friend and mine. She was also controlling them a lot, who showered, ate, no cheating, proper families. Her style of playing seemed dull to me, constantly watching over every single sim, every one of their need meter, so none of their need drop lower than 70%. When she saw me playing sims she was shocking that all of the sims were half stinky or half hungry going around without my commands, doing their sims things. In her real life and her beliefs she was quite the opposite. She was promiscuous little teenager, wanting to escape her neat home with parents; she viewed men as primitive creatures who desire to have sex with women all the time, so we as women need to look seductive enough and play "nice girls" around them. Once she told me she was dating a much older man just because he was buying her expensive gifts. She wore a lot of makeup to cover up her skin problems that she had. She described her mother as calm, young and skinny woman. My friend however was short and a little chubby. Quite the opposite kind of girl from your friend, wasn't she? So they can have the same playstyle but completely different lives. :D

[(Anonymous)]

First they love you then they switch… yeah they switch like fagoots 💅

[(Anonymous)]

you imbecile, it's fa🐐s not fagoots