Secrets Post #809

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> Bondage gear -> Bees -> Eye strain

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

FIRST

[(Anonymous)]

hm? can anyone see secret no. 11 or it doesnt show?

[(Anonymous)]

Yew

[(Anonymous)]

Third, beeyotch!

[(Anonymous)]

there’s this “homeless” person who panhandles outside the local taco bell and i swear every time i see this bitch they have a different dog with them

first it was a pitbull wearing an obviously fake service vest

then it was a little tiny pitbull puppy that couldn’t have been more than like six weeks old. hunlikely they were able to get a dog that age for cheap…

but yesterday took the cake. not only did they have some sort of mixed breed with them, but their sign said TERMINAL STOMACH CANCER LOST EVERYTHING like seriously?? STOMACH CANCER? yeah if you have terminal stomach cancer i sincerely doubt you’d have the energy to panhandle on a highway of taco bell while playing with a dog. you’re just a terminal methhead get a job loser

[(Anonymous)]

Homeless people shouldn't be allowed to keep their pets. The animals deserve better.

[(Anonymous)]

5 & 7 & 12 KILL ALL HUMANS

[(Anonymous)]

it is done. 2023 🌎☄️🌍☄️🌏☄️

[(Anonymous)]

I don't like #2

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. [a Sim being swarmed by bees indoors]: "STOP ASKING FOR A BEE BOX YOU STUPID LITTLE SHITS."
2. [Sims 1 child Daniel Pleasant]: "how it started"
[Sims 2 Daniel Pleasant with fetish gear on his head]: "how it's going"
3. [virgin vs Chad meme style]: "BERRY VIRGIN SIMS
Uses food, flowers, gemstone, or anything color related for their sims
Requires shittons of palettes that will overwhelm your Sims 4 CAS
The female berries are favored upon, leaving the males constantly sidelined to oblivion unless theyre needs as breeding studs
The only true inclusive berries are the ones from Sims 3's Dragon Valley, any other berries would refuse to coexist with vanillas
Colors are often, if not always, either too vibrant or pastel for the audience. Housing and world objects are not immune from this abomination
Only made in maxis match ccs. alpha? gross!!!
Classifies any humans with unnatural hair and/or eye colors "banilla"
CHAD VANILLA SIMS
Names are more aligned with humanlike, or hey, you can go creative if you want if you run a fantasy save!
Doesnt require a lot of palettes, no bloating your cas with excess palettes
Though female sims are still favored, male vanillas also get the equal chance to shine
Doesnt mind whoever lives with them, whether aliens, ghost, or even occults (unless the player makes them xenophobic by purpose)
Hardly wears any eye-searing colors on their attire and housing
Can be made with either alpha, or maxis match ccs, or even both!
Treats humans with unnatural hair and/or eye colors as if they're part of them, unlike the berries"
4. "nectar-cellar is a nice person but their posts are EMBARASSING.
so much time and energy spent over getting sooooo horny thinking of these POTATO BLOBS they make..........."
5. "SIMS ANNOUNCEMENT: WE THINK THAT THE TEAMS OF SEVERAL SIMMERS VISIT SIMS THAT APPEAR IN TAGS, WHICH IS WHY ALL SIMMERS HAVE BEEN BLOCKED AGAIN. THESE COMMENTS ARE NOT FALSE, BUT ATTENTION TO SIMS. SORRY FOR THE DISTURBANCES.
#THESIMS4"
6. "I'm genuinely sick of all the pride related content already and can't wait for the month to be over so I no longer need to look at all this ugly rainbow shit. Sucks that Halloween and Christmas are around the corner too and the cycle of boring themed content continues with them.
I just want some normal useful content for my game goddammit :("
7. "I have a really hard time getting into old households and saves. I'll load up an old household I haven't played in months or years, and even though I may remember what I was doing in general with that save, it's hard to make myself play it. Especially if it's a situation where the Sims are doing poorly or have a baby or something, I just feel like ugh, I don't want to do this. So I end up starting a new save or creating a new household, play that for awhile, and then when I run out of interest with it and abandon it, I can never play it again either."
8. [OMG THOSE ARE MY ICONS ON THE BACKGROUND??!!?! WTFFFFFF]: "Hi all simmers!
Today we have a major update on Sims.
AFter inactivity last February during the '21 Sims' event, they bring an update to our Sims website. We like that an agreement has been reached after the offices closed due to the situation for this reason and Intervention by simmers.
We will like that Ver 4.1.0 will not come improved button colors but only improving blogs, logos, texts, and more in the next few days and now it will shoot that improved buttons cary over to Ver. 5.0.0.
And we have decided to delay Ver. 5.0.0 with improvements and changes that will be planned for spring that I need more time to plan. The new date and details for Ver. 5.0.0 will be in the coming months.
But we have listened and decided to go back to working our Sims website
Sorry for the inconvenience and thank you very much for your support and patience.
-sims"
9. [several pics of a Sim, labeled Flora lookbook]: "if this is flora then i'm bella hadid lol"
10. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT THIS SHIT IT'S GOING TO BE CRINGY AS FUCK I CAN ALREADY TELL. I WANT BANDS NOT THIS HORSE SHIT!!!!!"
11. [Sims 1 Edith tool, Will Wright on a bike]: "AAWWWW FUCK YEAR WE GOT AN EDIT LEAK!!1!!
TS1CHADS STAY WINNING]
12. "I'm one of those people who loves the little details in the games. Sims 2 was the champion of them, Sims 3 also did pretty well. Sims 4 has scaled them back so much. I fear that Sims 5 will have basically none."

#8

[(Anonymous)]

i think that anon has some serious grudge against you

[(Anonymous)]

9. i fucking hate that nose shadow fuck whoever made it

[(Anonymous)]

CAN’T UNSEE IT FUCK IT’S SO DUMB LOOKING

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.reddit.com/r/thesims/comments/14gs4wk/im_lowkey_concerned_about_this_sims_youtuber/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

““ I’m low-key concerned about this Sims YouTuber…

I’ve been playing Sims for years but only a few months ago started paying attention to Sims YouTubers. I wanted build inspiration, pack recommendations, and CC/Mods that others enjoyed. I wanted a well-rounded lineup of opinions to make informed decisions, which led me to SatchonSims.

At first I thought “oh this guy is way more critical of EA than the other people I’ve heard” which drew me in. I liked that he was talking about the negatives of certain packs and why you shouldn’t buy them, and how EA is trying to get more money out of people.

But I started noticing some patterns, mainly him making judgements about aspects of kits or packs before those aspects were even confirmed. If he made a comment about something that didn’t even end up in the DLC, he never circled back to it. But if the aspect he mentioned was included, he would be like “I knew it, I knew this would be here and I hate it”.

I also noticed he is pretty ruthless when talking about simmers who actually feel excited about the game, or some DLC. He’s also been shady towards lilsimsie just because she still enjoys the game and… feels joy?? Recently he’s commenting on people excited for Horse Ranch, implying that anyone who doesn’t mind the price point is either a child leeching off their parents or an adult leeching off their husband.

He’ll be making a good point about how an EP could be a GP instead and then throw in a comment making it seem like “I’m so exhausted of being smarter than anyone who is still enjoying this game” but he is a Sims YouTuber?? He could just make videos playing TS3 considering how he’s constantly putting it on a pedestal over TS4.

I just don’t understand why someone who seems so burnt out from a game is focusing all their energy on talking about that game. Ofc he can have opinions about what game is better or whether or not some DLC is worth the money or EA acting money-hungry. But when he starts putting others down for having different opinions, and he can’t seem to stop this persistent mental downwards spiral, I feel worried about this guy… hopefully it’s all an act or something.

Edit: I just thought he could benefit from making other kinds of sims content. I’m not trying to diagnose him lol he just seems seriously burnt out in his review vids. But the commenters seem to be onto something about the “rage farming” idea, so any concern I felt is long gone! “”

[(Anonymous)]

That's exhausting. People with hate boners who constantly put down people who don't have them and then continue interacting with said media are just awful. Like...if you don't like it, stop playing it and go to something you enjoy! There's no reason to insult people for enjoying things you don't if they aren't hurting anyone.

[(Anonymous)]

Are 5 and 8, like, AI secrets or something? Has someone made up some kind of fake conspiracy theory involving the Simming community? I am baffled.

[(Anonymous)]

considering chatgbt apparently knows about the trauma caterpillar it’s possible these were generated

[(Anonymous)]

YOUUUUUUUU CAN MAKE IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#4

[(Anonymous)]

Is this post supposed to be satirical? Because that sim is fucking gorgeous.

Re: #4

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao nectarcellar

[(Anonymous)]

7. Yeah, I have the same problem. I used to take in-game pics so that I could remember the story I had going for them. I should really start doing that again. Of course, it wouldn't really help if I've lost interest in the whole storyline. If I don't think it's worth the effort of an overhaul, I'll usually do the same as you and abandon it.

11. Is this for real? If so, those new TS1 hacks are gonna be lit!

12. Those little details really made the game.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate people

[(Anonymous)]

Me too

Why you

[(Anonymous)]

3 = mental illness

i'm animorphing into a horse

[(Anonymous)]

my farts smell like rotting animal and my poop is yellow

Re: i'm animorphing into a horse

[(Anonymous)]

Stop eating fatty foods and eat more greens, fat.

[(Anonymous)]

everyone who keeps begging for bands, clearly hasn't played with the garbage "bands" from ts3. more instruments (drum kits, bass guitars, etc) i can understand but it was essentially the club system in ts4 with more bugs.
https://i.imgur.com/h9YZAiB.png

i'd rather have actual paired dancing, more apartments, or a non situational world not based in north america. you know, things not even ea can fuck up too badly.

[(Anonymous)]

bands in ts2 are fun

[(Anonymous)]

how the FUCK am I supposed to pick which default skins and eyes to use? put each one in downloads one at a time and then wait for the fucking game to load take a screenshot then exit and do it over and over again so I can compare them all? wtf

[(Anonymous)]

.. put the custom versions of all the stuff you can't decide on in first? Play with everything for a bit to get a feel on which ones you wouldn't mind seeing all the time.

[(Anonymous)]

what little details were in the sims 2 that made it so great? it's been so long since I've played it I don't remember.

[(Anonymous)]

- that mean sims can cheat with chess and darts by clicking on the dart- chessboard?
- the mechanic can also be electrocuted during fixing something?
- the expensive grandfather clock can fall into pieces while repairing it?
- your Sim can swim on its back while clicking him in the pool?
- you can talk to the unborn baby?
- you can pay off a Sim that kicks your trashcan?
- the expensive wall TV falls into pieces when it's used after having it moved with Boolprop active?
- Sloppy sims may occasionally pee in the shower or the bushes?
- even Nice sims enjoy destroying the dollhouse?
- you can overwater your plant which make them all brown and dead?
- also that you can overfeed your fish?
- when you have 2 or more pc's, your Sims can play a LAN game?
- Sims can watch tv in bed?
- you can free the burglar after it's captured in the policecar?
- unaccepted pizza never turns bad?
- 2 social bunnies can make out with eachother?
- when a Sim is on the phone, another Sim can join that conversation by clicking on another phone?
- Sloppy Sims can lick a plate 'clean'?
- Sims that went through University have the option to sleep on the floor?
- Sim made paintings rise in value alot after the painter dies?
- really sloppy Sims (0-1 point) can salvage money from the trashcan?
- in the Sims universe, there are 2 moons?
- teens get zits if their 5 day average of hygiene is below 50%?
- a refrigerator will never be stolen?
- you can 'encourage' a younger Sim to add or subtract personality points?
- you can alter Interests by buying and reading magazines?
- a child with negative aspiration may stomp flowers, ruin paintings or even smash an urn?
- you can watch tv from the toilet?
- there's a free-moving camera in Bodyshop by pressing F3?
- you can place small statues and flowers on mantelplaces and some dressers?
- you get a �500.-- fine if you call the police or firebrigade when there's no emergency?
- kids can recieve a 1-time �100.-- reward from a non-existing grandparent if it has good grades?
- baby's/kids/toddlers taken away by the social worker may turn up for adoption?
- a teen can runaway if it has a bad relationship (-20/-20) with all household members?
- if permission to go out is denied, the Sneak Out option for teens comes available on the phone after 10 pm?
- when 2 Sims in a house follow the same career and 1 is higher up the careerladder, that Sim can 'pull some strings' to get the other promoted?
- when juggling coffeecups (not those from the fridge), another Sim can join the juggling?
- a Lazy Sim with low mood may smash the alarm clock when it wakes him up?
- toddlers that learned to walk, may sneak out of the crib autonomously?
- pressing TAB in the game or Neighbourhood makes it possible to zoom in real close (WS-QE buttons)?
- the game was delayed for 6 months, the main reason for adding wants & fears?
- that originally there was supposed to be a thirst and mind need?
- and that social was divided between friends and family social?

[(Anonymous)]

003. Are berry sims still a thing? I thought they died off already.

004. I feel SEEN 👏👏👏 I filtered his username because I'm tired of seeing the same sim over and over, but download some CC. Win-win. Ariana Grande pfp and thirsting over the same pixels, yikes 🤦‍♀️

007. Lol that's normal.

reply for 3

[(Anonymous)]

unfortunately no, as long as there are ppl who find berrys cute and unique

i played them once but never liked it, kinda hated that i had to play all berries no vanilla and most berry simblr stories excluded vanillas from their worlds

im not the op btw, just another simmer who formerly played with berries

[(Anonymous)]

I like AI covers

[(Anonymous)]

Idk I think it’s gross and weird.. it feels like stealing someone’s essence or something, particularly when the artist whose voice is being used is dead.

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve been incredibly stressed out with family stuff and now my bipolar boyfriend is putting up a fight every fucking day about taking his antipsychotic (yesterday he straight up refused to take it) I literally am so afraid of him having an episode like the last one that I started hysterically crying 🥲 wtf am I supposed to do here? I obviously can’t force him to take the medication

[(Anonymous)]

Can you mix it into his food?

9

[(Anonymous)]

Who tf is Flora tho

Re: 9

[(Anonymous)]

who tf is benji and big pete

[(Anonymous)]

I’m genuinely starting to think the secret submitters are in some kind of unspoken contest to make the most illegible, unsightly secret each week

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. Do the mods really have to introduce a must be readable rule? Most seem psycho babbling.