Secrets Post #806

[xxxbilliexxx]

WARNINGS -> simsexchange -> Drug Addiction -> Sexual Harassment

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#6 I feel like there are a few simblrs which constantly change names/identities but are always JUST as unhinged as the last time we saw them.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

NO!!!! No Billie no!!!!!! STOP USING THE WORD UNHINGED NO MORE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAHHHHHHH

[(Anonymous)]

where is the ps5 dog piss anon. did ur ps5 recover

[(Anonymous)]

where is the piss dog piss anon
did your piss recover

[(Anonymous)]

Third!

[(Anonymous)]

who the fuck wrote 2

[(Anonymous)]

poor summary anon 😬
im not reading that secret

[(Anonymous)]

1. It does look like they gave it to some worker's third grade kid, told them to make it hip and cool just like the kids like it and this is the shit that came out. Or they had someone mentally handicapped design it while high and they know it's utter shit but don't want to seem ableist so they just smiled and called it great. Those are the only explanations I can think of.

3. What should it say then? "Out of context Sims exchange?"

5. That isn't ugly? Or was this like, IDK Bob Pancakes or Eric Lewis you fixed here?

6. Why pretend to be Russian though? Everyone sort of hates them at the moment...

13. As long as people keep buying it no matter how broken the game gets they'll keep bumping more shit out. That's just how it goes.

14. Ah yeah, bring back purchases of singular items VS bundles, show everything available in the store and the CAS, buy and build mode to remind that you don't have all the packs and look how cool this thing you're missing out is! Make the Sims get moodlets about wanting new store sets, "Bella is feeling sad because she doesn't have the newest kitchen set and dress from the store, sad moodlet will last until you go ahead and buy it *wink wink*"

16. They sure look like they need all my money to buy more Amphetamine and are ready to beat the shit out of me for my wallet.

[(Anonymous)]

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Probably so they can larp as "one of the good ones" or pretend to be a ukrainian who "uses russian online to avoid harassment by russia."

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[(Anonymous)]

OP, they're consumers even if they pirate it or don't buy too many packs. Look at the amount of CC they need to put in their downloads folder just to be able to play a fucking game for an hour or two. All they know is how to eat eat eat all the custom shit and developer's shit and tumblr shit all day long. They don't even play the game, they just download.

Re: 013.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't call me out hoe

[(Anonymous)]

First

[(Anonymous)]

OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT SO!! Wouldn't have put it past her considering her history with the community, but this is so cray cray you wanna give the benefit of the doubt. No wonder she instantly disabled comments and DMs. It's not cause her English is bad, it's because she doesn't want to be caught red-handed by an actual Russian initiating a conversation!

[(Anonymous)]

The tumblr post being used in the secret seems awkward, like Privet is the only Russian word she knows. She comes across as faking being Russian.

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[(Anonymous)]

Same difference.

[gothbellagoth]

Ugly sims wank, IA wank, EA wank. Ahh I knew I smelled Friday. <3 Love you guys.

[(Anonymous)]

go read some yaoi

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[(Anonymous)]

All it took was looking at Chloe's face to instantly clock them as CrystalVu/Vidcunds/Mickeyuu/1teslacourt/etc.

If they really are some rando Russian kid, they shouldn't have to lean on being mistaken for microscotch for notes.

Re: 6

[(Anonymous)]

I confess. I thought microscotch was them at firsr

15

[(Anonymous)]

wth

Re: 15

[(Anonymous)]

Herbert the Pervert is hot

#6

[(Anonymous)]

i was weirded out by the fact she had her anons off the whole time yet posted renders requested by anonymous for several days??? like wtf

Re: #6

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it was people that used messaging and requested to be anonymous? That's being generous of course.

#15

[(Anonymous)]

I agree totally with this opinion.
EA learns their lessons well.
"They'll buy anything we make, and pay for it! Let's soak them for everything we can get! Shit rules! The customer is always right!"

Re: #14

[(Anonymous)]

I mean secret #14 of course. Have no idea what the hell 15 is about.

[(Anonymous)]

2 - my eyes are burning

9 - i thought this was carmen king for a sec lol. ill be checking her out tho :eyes:

13 & 14 - just pirate and stop wasting your time complaining lmfao ?

16 - almost every sims 3 sim i see on tumblr look like this

[(Anonymous)]

Okay I've had some time to think on Polygonbeach... I don't think she's crystalvu. There's not enough strangetown posting happening. I think she's either microscotch larping or a socialbunny sock puppet. Her render style is apeing HARD on microscotch, anyone vaguely familiar with her can tell that. Also consider - she hasn't even existed for a full month and is already bffs and doing collabs with socialbunny.

Aaaaand I just noticed the darleen x darren render socialbunny posted, which has the exact same lighting polygonbeach uses, and now im convinced she's an alt (like the dirk x dustin didn't give it away).

[(Anonymous)]

I like that polygon's pinned says she's new to blender and she immediately comes out the cuts with several stylized anon render requests lol fast learner I guess

[(Anonymous)]

Zero is weird

[(Anonymous)]

ffxiv zero? bc weird isn't the word i would use

[(Anonymous)]

8. Get an abortion. 👩‍⚕️ You’re either pregnant or have a parasitic twin in your stomach.

[(Anonymous)]

which of the secrets contains sexual harassment? the warnings mention sexual harassment

[(Anonymous)]

the second one, it's so unreadable though I almost couldn't tell lmao

ragret

[(Anonymous)]

i took a chance on downloading some old lots with cc and i regret it. i'm having the usual broken cc glitch where you can't place or delete anything in build mode, but for some reason it's not generating an error code so i have no idea what might be causing it. i tried running s4s batch fixes on my mods folder but that didn't help either.
i just went through my mod folder and deleted all chairs, bathtubs, showers, and beds that hadn't been updated since before 2021. wish me luck 🫡

Re: ragret

[(Anonymous)]

youre supposed to use clean install

[(Anonymous)]

7. i disagree on the hair or head being too small and btw her eyes are like cindy’s :O

[(Anonymous)]

You freaks see Cindy everywhere, you look at the sky, omg the clouds look like Cindy! You look at the patterns on the wooden floor, omg they look like Cindy! You glance under your bed, the monster grinning back at you looks just like Cindy! You turn your hazy gaze towards a mirror, you look like Cindy too. Everything is Cindy and you can't escape, your life is her life now, you're cursed eternally to walk the earth as another Cindy to remind others of Cindy so they can become one too and day by day your sense of self feels more and more like a fever dream that never truly existed. There's only Cindy.

[(Anonymous)]

my shift ended an hour ago but my bus was 40 minutes late so i only just now got home 😭 at least it was nice out

[(Anonymous)]

i like sims 2 the most but they need to stop having horse faces 😢 long faces are ugly

[(Anonymous)]

i'll take horse faces over pudding faces or soulless ts4 doll faces any day 😎

[(Anonymous)]

been a while since i've seen this many secrets in one week

1. didn't know this happened, glad to be reminded that this series is a rotting corpse. jovan's article on this says it's part of an ea partnership with some ghoulish advertising firm that aims to cater to a "diverse and engaged Gen Z and millennial fanbase" so sims 5 is even more fucked than i thought lol
2. least insane sims 4 fan
3. not sure if this secret is advertising but i don't care because this tumblr kicks ass, thanks for introducing me to it. i hope whoever's maintaining it keeps posting for as long as they can, god i miss the exchange
4. i said the real simsecret (loki mpreg thirstposts)
6. if you have to ask if it's the same person in a small community, then it probably is
8. thank god this was written by a femoid or else the gay deviantart fat morph anon would be cumming boatloads rn
9. you can do better than sims 4 youtuber e-thots that shill for ea
10. this person is going to take longer to release them just because you posted this
11. these tonedeaf "WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO ANGRY. WHY DO YOU HATE FUN" posts have been popping up for years now in any fandom for any series that's notably declined and i hate them. they're always made by 5iq consoomers who will throw money at anything that has a logo they like on it and don't want to question the quality of the product or the motives of the corporate scumfucks who made it, i hope they go bankrupt buying shitty ts4 kits lmao
12. it could help programmers like lazyduchess with general coding issues but it's not going to magically give them the ts2 source code. these kinds of ai chatbots need to be trained on lots of pre-existing text, including crap from the internet, and aren't truly "intelligent", it can't just unfuck a 20 year old game for you. so the answer is yes, but also no?
13. i saw an article from some literally who site about how these kits prove that "ea is listening to us" (https://www.pcgamesn.com/the-sims-4/two-new-kits) so make of that what you will
14. you're forgetting about locked down mod platforms like curseforge and a lot of the other bullshit the industry's tried pulling in the last decade. i'm still expecting ts5 to be always-online too, but we'll see if ea's ballsy enough to try and do that again
15. still better than the official ts4 calientes redesign (which isn't saying much)

also sims 3 turns 14 today. happy birthday sims 3! you still kinda suck but we didn't realize how bad things would get so you're ok now i guess. thank god for nraas and lazyduchess <3

[(Anonymous)]

1. So has it been determined yet if that was legit 🤔 It looks horrendous to me and why would they include the low poly bird? Surely this was someone making shit up.
2. OMG can't read.
3. YEP, big same.
4. Lmfao truthfully there way too many comments you could put on there.
5. Is that thing a Sim???
13. Agreed. New packs more or less work when they come out (with some notable exceptions like the wedding one) but then eventually features break and are never fixed. And they just pile more and more shit into the game, milking every possible dollar from this series. And people are happy to keep spending it. And so that's why the series is the way it is.
14. YEP.
15. Aww but, I liked this furniture... maybe that says something about me, idk.
16. Oh no