Secrets Post #772

[xxxbilliexxx]

WARNINGS -> Sim Stalking -> Jobs -> Dreaming about food

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At some point, it's less "being late" and more "this is the new time when secrets get posted", right? Also @ substitute teaching secret, I love getting secrets like these because it makes me feel like a WAY more competent professional adult despite failing in so many other ways.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

billie u think u are so smug but u r just an asshole

[(Anonymous)]

True!

thirrd

[(Anonymous)]

for the HUGE putin nuke!

Re: thirrd

[(Anonymous)]

putin needs to nuke my girlhood

[(Anonymous)]

cactus plant flea market box

[(Anonymous)]

thereportoftheweek talked about it

anyway that guy looks like lorde

[(Anonymous)]

FUCK I DIDN'T POST MY SECRET ABOUT OVERSPENDING

Oh well... it's going on next week's post I guess... dammit.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Food from all the playable games 🥰 the second picture is so dark, it has to be sims 3. third picture is texture less so it’s sims 4, and the first picture’s plate is sims 2.
2. I might do something like that, it sounds fun but I doubt there would ever be a townie spawned that I would find attractive.
6. That font is terrible! Are you sure it says komfy?

[(Anonymous)]

I think by townie they just mean premade. Idk why but people seem to call every sim that isn't the sim they made in CAS a "townie" these days.

005

[(Anonymous)]

lol you are a crazy bastard if this is true. i would be worried anyone found out and then having to deal with angry parents 🤢

[(Anonymous)]

https://i2.wp.com/mysimsloveaffair.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Costumes-2.png?resize=1024%2C451&ssl=1

[francinefrenski]

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. "I DREAM OF CHERRY PIES CANDY BARS AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES"
2. I am genuinely creeped out by Simmers who get super fixated on a Townie and amke them marry their self-Sim, write creepy stories about them, and have like 235789 versions of how they met that Townie...
I wonder if these same people would be IRL stalkers if they didn't have The Sims franchise =as their special hobby."
3. [a Social Bunny post from Johnny Zest about prom]: "Johnny... aren't you a little bit OLD to be going to PROM??"
4. "skaayss' & grimmbatts' sims are so ugly and gay looking
(not in a good way)
(i would hate crime them)"
5. "long story short, I study a programme that takes ages to finish and yet it's not difficult so I work a lot as a substitute teacher so that I can afford rent ... ok actually it's so that I can afford weed and nice clothes. Anywho, in The Sims 2 in the Education career there was this job scenario in which your sim shows up and finds out that the teacher they're substituting for is a fraud and that the kids know nothing and only watch movies.
I am literally that fraud. I show up to work and administration will bel ike OH MY GOD. Their real teacher has been gone for 3 months. They're so behind. DO THIS! DO THAT! TEACH THEM THIS (super boring) TOPIC NOBODY WILL EVER NEED OR REMEMBER. So I just put on a movie and then sit and look at my phone and get paid for it. I just don't have the energy to deal with them over-sugared ADHD kids fighting, and with their whitetrash or hippie parents who know nothing about discipline or raising kids. Showing a movie is good for my mental health and doing fraudulent teach work is good for my economy and it's good for the kids Fun need"
[the meme of the "it ain't much but it's honest work] guy, crossed out]
[a picture of a Sim driving a goofy car]: "me on my way to my job as a substitute]
6. [komfy clothes by arethabee]
[someone calling arethabee a coward for deleting criticism, and arethabee replying that they delete comments based on assumptions that aren't true]: "how curious"
"also... THERE IS NOTHING 'KOMY' ABOUT THESE CLOTHES"
7. "I'm so tired of being tired. Just for a day or two, I wish I could feel rested for once. Even when I have the opportunity to sleep, I can't. I either can't fall asleep, or I wake up too early and can't get back to sleep. I'd give anything for a few good nights of proper rest."

[(Anonymous)]

001 the foods are codes for sex, drugs and gambling

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE

TW: Ew

[(Anonymous)]

I had a weird dream where a new neighbor moved in and stuff started happening between us and she had a weird yellow crust around her underkitty.

Re: TW: Ew

[(Anonymous)]

free🍞 yeast🍞
why didnt u make bread with it!! these are life skills u will need when putin daddy nukes us u know🍞

[(Anonymous)]

1. Reminds me of that one awkward time in Sims 3 where my teen decided to start dating someone in her prom and it was her own (adult!!!) uncle. 😬 I've never broken up relationship so fast in game. I'm pretty sure she had never met him since I kicked him out of the house before the kids were born but the game should recognize them as family anyway.... Right?

2. The top one is alright looking in my opinion. *shrughs*

3. Have you tried taking melatonin? It helps falling asleep, or should at least, to me it gave super wild nightmares that kept waking me up and a killer headache and awful grogginess every morning so I stopped taking it very soon. But it seems to work on most people and might be worth trying out for you.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Bigot. Love is love.

science

[(Anonymous)]

I'm replacing nraas story progression + a few others with the new core mod on MTS. Supposedly, it should have minimal lag compared to nraas mods.
I'm a tad skeptical though. I fell for the kinky world meme because I wanted my sims to get high, and it ended up breaking everything.
I'll report back with results after I try it. Wish me luck

Re: science

[(Anonymous)]

i hate that kinkyworld is broken and ts4 has the best porn/adult mods. i don't want to keep a shitty soulless 60 gig game installed just so i can play as a coke seller and throw orgies for 20 minutes before i get bored and quit >:(

002

[(Anonymous)]

I'm guilty of this, including writing stories about it, but I mostly keep it to myself. I know that no one online actually gives a shit about anyone's OCs or self-sims, especially when it comes to co-mingling with premades. My spouse knows about my obsession and thinks it's funny but I know it's cringey and weird. I try to at least be a self-aware autist.

Re: 002

[(Anonymous)]

do you ship yourself with susan wainwright
be honest with me

[(Anonymous)]

1. *gives u diabetes*
2. it was cringe when that one kaiko espurr schizo was obsessed with susan wainwright but it's completely ok when i do it with goopy gilscarbo (luv u goopster <3 ^_^)
3. literally scout tf2
4. i'd consider banging that first one for at least a second or two but i don't know what the fuck is going on with that second dude. it's an aesthetic but i don't fucking get it
5. public education is a scam and you contributing to that scam probably isn't a good thing, but at least you're aware that it's a scam? i guess?
6. is y2k fashion making a comeback in the ts4cc scene? just play sims 2 you fuckheads, we have all the baggy jeans and crop tops and oversized jerseys you could ever want
7. sleep is for the weak

ok those were pretty underwhelming. where is the next ea fuckup we can all laugh at :(

[(Anonymous)]

Haven't y2k fashion been a thing in TS4 community for a while? Everyone's making the same crop tops over and over again 🙄

[(Anonymous)]

#2 Townies are NPCs that are homeless. I think you have confused Townies with premades.

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone understood what secret OP meant, anon. No need for your "akshually" :)

.002

[(Anonymous)]

I've been doing that with Leighton Sekemoto for about 11~ years, and yes the assumption is true. I tend to keep all of my stories to myself though, 1/2 out of laziness, 1/2 out of not being judged.

I don't stalk others in real life currently, but I know I have the capacity to because I get attached easily and clingy. Might be the 'tism might because I'm lonely af (or both)

Also, is there any spark or gossip about "big" youtubr simmers?

Re: .002

[(Anonymous)]

sims 3 sims are ugly :( i wish there were hot premade sims with interesting stories in all the games so i could obsess too

[(Anonymous)]

i have read gay fan fiction about tank and johnny

[(Anonymous)]

ewww! where did you read it, so i can avoid it?

[(Anonymous)]

5. how cute. u are a true simmer when u even live out their job chance cards 🏆

Please EA

[(Anonymous)]

Sims 4 McDonald’s kit or even a game pack

I want it!

Re: Please EA

[(Anonymous)]

NO!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Omg secret 2 please give some names of simmers that do this!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Well there's that Kaiko girl obsessed with Susan Wainwright

sims 5

[(Anonymous)]

everyone who keeps saying that the sims 5 can’t come out because they spent too much money on the sims 4 ??? what did they think was gonna happen … they can’t just stop making games cause you spent all your money on one!!

Re: sims 5

[(Anonymous)]

Dipshit people. And there’s a lot of those out there.

[(Anonymous)]

005 secretposter is based.

The batman universe is all homo, or pedo

[(Anonymous)]

Or pedo homo....


"I felt that women were feline creatures and men were more like dogs. While dogs are faithful and friendly, cats are cool, detached, and unreliable. I felt much warmer with dogs around me—cats are as hard to understand as women are. Men feel more sure of themselves with a male friend than a woman. You always need to keep women at arm's length. We don't want anyone taking over our souls, and women have a habit of doing that. So there's a love-resentment thing with women. I guess women will feel that I'm being chauvinistic to speak this way, but I do feel that I've had better relationships with male friends than women."

Re: The batman universe is all homo, or pedo

[(Anonymous)]

dogs are better than cats 💯

[(Anonymous)]

I'm tired of my neighbour reeeeeeeeeee

[(Anonymous)]

Open household management and delete them

[(Anonymous)]

I love ancient Egypt

[(Anonymous)]

what's your fav aspects of it?