Secret Post #770

[xxxbilliexxx]

WARNINGS -> Racism? -> 2000s Nostalgia -> Pulp Fiction

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Happy Birthday! #8!! Also #1, no comment, idk what to say about that.

Comments

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[(Anonymous)]

angry first

[(Anonymous)]

secomd

[(Anonymous)]

early access for this
https://ts4-poses.tumblr.com/post/695924622096564225/calaxy-calaxy-random-poses-2-download-3-poses#notes

[(Anonymous)]

Early access for 3 basic poses without any facial expressions? Damn

[(Anonymous)]

005. sperminating on my bussy.
007. implying 5 dollar is gonna do something in argie economic terms lmao

[(Anonymous)]

donate NOW!

[xxxbilliexxx]

#7 Why is there a woman at your gay orgy, anon?

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[(Anonymous)]

EVERYBODY SCREENSHOT BILLIE'S TRANSPHOBIA

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[(Anonymous)]

if lazy duchess finds a way to optimize the game's ram usage, or enable it to use more, i will cum for a month straight. on god.

Re: 007

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't that what the 4gb patch does? Though I'm sure Lazy Duchess will pull some magic out of nowhere.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Yikes.
2. I haven't heard of this! I do live under a rock though.
3. Yeah. I think the game itself really is great, but it being a product of its time is also a plus in my eyes. I miss the mid 2000s.
4. I haven't been to one in years due to the things you mentioned in the secret.
5. Wat.
7. Man that one took a turn at the end.
8. Happy birthday!
9. Oh I was just thinking about you the other day! Welcome back!
10. Yeah I think Sims 4 is largely trash but it has its moments too.
11. Same tbh.

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[(Anonymous)]

I was thinking about her yesterday too!

PARALIVES NEW VIDEO

[(Anonymous)]

suck it haters! they are working on live mode!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgTjOAEPjN0

Re: PARALIVES NEW VIDEO

[(Anonymous)]

am i going insane or is there a flower bush in the sims 4 that looks identical to the flowers in that video? also the run walk animations look very clunky

[(Anonymous)]

I think I'm finally starting to go crazy. Like. Yesterday at work I felt SUPER stressed out for some reason. It was pretty much just a normal day but my stress level was just through the ceiling. I have several days off but today is not much better. I have a stress eye twitch for... some reason... no idea why. I haven't had that happen in like, 2 or 3 years. My blood pressure is normal which I thought maybe it was high but it's not that. I haven't been sleeping too great either but like, not that bad. I had a really bad headache today and I sometimes see things moving out of the corner of my eye. Like several times today I thought I saw a bug or something and it wasn't. There was a little smudge or something on my monitor and I thought it was a bug nope. A smudge that has been there for who knows how long. I don't know what to do. :(

[(Anonymous)]

are you me? because SAME, idk why but i have just been so done with life lately.

[(Anonymous)]

GWORL needs to shave her underkitty

[(Anonymous)]

i mean it’s a cat not a napkin

[(Anonymous)]

this article is so sweet it almost made me cry 😭

https://www.outsideonline.com/culture/essays-culture/lamb-mom-special-needs-sheep/?utm_source=pocket-newtab

[(Anonymous)]

uhhhh it's also kind of sad too.........

[(Anonymous)]

say cringe but i miss my fandom days. when one would spend all the damn day posting on tumblr, reading/writing fics, sharing doujinshis, drawing. like you would go to sleep thinking of your otp and wake up thinking of your otp and sharing your sweet time online with likeminded people and having zero irl problems. aaaah to be young sweet and naive again 😊

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to have a proper fandom with 2011 tumblr level activity

[(Anonymous)]

i don't understand why people don't want to have kids. i can understand financial limitations and not being ready because you're too young but it's so rewarding why wouldn't you want to have them if/when you're able. of course some people may have physical or mental health reasons why they can't, there are always exceptions. but if you can... why wouldn't you want to? like is it hard, yes of course, but it's also the most rewarding thing a person can do.

[(Anonymous)]

cant the same be applied to everything to? why do you eat chocolate ice cream when you could eat vanilla? why do you work as a math teacher when you could be working as an art teacher?

[(Anonymous)]

i really hope russia does it and brings nuclear war.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Her lips take up 50% of her face

[(Anonymous)]

she looks like she escaped a minstrel show.

[(Anonymous)]

I’m going to start roleplaying again because I want to flirt with men but don’t want to date irl

[(Anonymous)]

whore

[(Anonymous)]

have you all heard of the september 24th conspiracy? we might be dead by tomorrow.

[(Anonymous)]

please

[(Anonymous)]

calmcil i hope your teeth are not bothering you. did you play slime rancher 2 already?

[calmcil]

I am about to buy it and install it now that I am done with work for the day.


The sensitive spot on my teeth also went away, and I bought a special soft bristle brush to help just in case.

[(Anonymous)]

i used to wank to a loop of burning desire by lana del rey (just the song - not the video)

[(Anonymous)]

average lana fan 🚬

[(Anonymous)]

A few actual secrets. Love to see it.

[(Anonymous)]

simsecret posters need to start thinking about this:

https://i.imgur.com/0S1yxH9.png

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

somebody said that lazyduchess was a man guess that was a lie?

[(Anonymous)]

it is a man.
what's next?
dont tell me you actually believe he is a duchess.

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. [a screenshot of a Sims 4 pie menu, "City Gworl" mod with a bunch of options like "Discuss Scammers" "Discuss FuckBwois" "Ask if Dom wanna chill?" "Ask What Dey Do?"]: "I CAN'T TELL IF THIS SHIT IS RACIST OR IF THIS SIMMER IS REALLY JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID. IT READS LIKE A RACIST WHITE PERSON WROTE IT AS A CARICATURE."
2. ["Hiding Holiday" chapter 1]: "IM SORRY I DONT GET THE HYPE
don't get me wrong, it's edited well. But it kinda just, starts and stops at the editing details? maybe the story itself will get better with time, but i wouldn't know because there's been ONE 26 minute episode in two years.
everywhere you look this show is being awarded and featured in articles and raved about and im just not getting the hype? if anyone else made one episode in two years the whole show would be forgotten about.
honestly, at this point it's just looks like he's paying people or befriending all of the 'media outlets' to keep the show being talked about. it's getting weird. keep that type of stuff to the mainstream media please."
3. [a picture of a dude sitting outside with an arrow pointing at a pink lawn flamingo in the background]: "SOMETIMES WHEN I FEEL NOSTALGIC I WATCH LATE 90S AND EARLY 2000S MVS ON YOUTUBE. I NEARLY ALWAYS SEE SOMETHING THAT REMINDS ME OF TS2. THE GAME WAS A PRODUCT OF ITS TIME AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SO GOOD. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MAXIS DOES WITH TS5, IT WILL NEVER COME CLOSE TO TS2 BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TRAVEL BACK IN TIME."
4. "In all honesty, sometimes I'd rather do stuff in a game rather than do it in real life. Like amusement parks. I haven't been to one in years because it's hot, it's expensive, it's crowded. But it's fun in games. Building them is a lot of fun. Playing them in The Sims would be awesome, if having a proper one were ever an option..."
5. [a male sim kneeling and kissing the belly of a pregnant female Sim]: "Wow [surprised emoji] You somehow managed to manipulate some poor [money emoji] sack of shit [poop emoji] into sperminating[whale emoji] you
Congrats [celebrating emoji] on continuing to supply [truck emoji] the world [globe emoji] of fucked [UP! emoji] adults [female facepalm emoji]
You look so ugly [poop emoji]in your pregnancy [pregnant emoji]/birth announcement [family emoji] photos, that you make [elephant emoji]Joseph Merrick [male facepalm emoji] look fuckable [shoe{?} emoji]"
6. "Lol, I find this depressing because in all of my shitty relationships I've ever had, no one will ever discuss jack shit with me. My Sims have a better life than I do. My life sucks."
7. [a group of Sims standing at/near a bar]: "Just a reminder that LazyDuchess is the best.
8. "Today is my birthday!"
9. [a parody secret, two Sims dancing in an old-timey bar]: "'C'EST LA VIE' SAYS SIM SECRET
IT GOES TO SHOW YOU NEVER CAN TELL"
10. "I really like how the games came become so real feeling. When I installed Get Famous, my legacy heir was a toddler or child. She aged up to young adult, and I realized that the premade child (Orange Bailey-Moon) who comes with Get Famous was now a young adult, too, so I decided to see if they would be a good couple. I wanted to find out his traits, and loading him in CAS felt like cheating. So I had them interact, and because Orange is a celebrity, their available interactions were really limited, and he responded negatively to many of them.
I kept trying, and it turned out that what went over best with him was romantic interactions. So I kept doing those, and eventually the option to woohoo came up. I didn't really think about it, just clicked on it, and he accepted, and off they went to one of the bedrooms.
But as they climbed into the bed, I suddenly realized what I had done. My Sim actually had a highschool sweetheart who was a few days younger than her, and I was waiting for him to age up to see what his last trait would be. And now I had just sent her off to fuck a celebrity, because he wasn't interested in friendly interactions, only in the ones that led him to get into her pants. And it just felt a little weird. They're obviously just pixels and it doesn't matter, but it didn't seem right.
And truthfully I love that the game can make me feel something like that. I love this series so much."
11. "DEAD MALLS make me sad"

[(Anonymous)]

awwwwww shit. it's so late again. i'm not gonna fall asleep again. i'm so over-excited.

[(Anonymous)]

My hands are itchy af and I have no idea why 😭

[(Anonymous)]

all that wanking