Secret Post #767

[xxxbilliexxx]

WARNINGS -> Gyarutrait -> Neocities -> 2013 Hair

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EA virtue signaled so hard they somehow accidentally turned a game that was full of nothing but bisexuals into a homophobia simulator. Twitter would be proud. Also didn't they make a huge deal about not being able to turn the feature off? But you have to turn it ON? God bless EA. They want those woke points so bad.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

05. I have been thinking of making a secret about this person for some time now but always forget. That person obviously spend a lot of time making cc and the cc itself isn't too bad, but the previews... girl, people made better previews in ms paint back in 2005, please put some more effort into them.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed! I cringe every time I see their preview pics (mainly because of the aspect ratio thing).

[(Anonymous)]

FIRST to say first

[(Anonymous)]

009 & 010 secrets were posted by that bitter, petulant hag known to the sims 2 community as "crisp&kerosene" aka roxanne.

[(Anonymous)]

nope my secrets I'm not C&K

[(Anonymous)]

004. i actually agree now. i'm thinking of switching over to making alpha cc instead of mm.

[(Anonymous)]

But it’s maxis match that needs more objects according to that secret

[(Anonymous)]

013. it has that ugly, 2015 indie game art direction.
i still demand a pixel life simulator.

[(Anonymous)]

dont worry, if it's modable then the ugly art style will be the first thing people fix with custom content

[(Anonymous)]

#1 is way too old to be behaving that way and self-diagnosing themselves with mental illness for attention is cringe and devalues people who actually has those conditions.

[(Anonymous)]

What being terminally online and not bullied does to a mother fucker.

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[(Anonymous)]

premade fans are so fucking stupid

Re: 3

[(Anonymous)]

you mean you don't like my ts2 blog where i play out the exact story as maxis and reunite bella with her family, just like 8723 other bitches did? :(((

[(Anonymous)]

#13 I can't stand the art style either. It looks like bad Instagram art.

Also anybody else think Paralives is a scam/will be disappointing? They get way too much Patreon money.

[(Anonymous)]

it's not a scam. all the money in the world won't make it come out faster if they're only a small team and not hiring.

[(Anonymous)]

3. Somebody give them Dina so they can shut the fuck up. Also is this a repost? I'm sure I've seen either this secret or another on the same topic before.

5. I die a little inside every time I see preview pictures like this.

6. I mean people would cream themselves over just from getting a new would with a single livable lot just because it's a NeW wORlD tO pLaY so the bar set for EA isn't exactly high.

9 & 10. I just genuinely don't understand why people convert Sims 4 things to Sims 2. Even the base game plants in Sims 2 look better than this shit here, fixed or not.

11. Just in case if you're not an American, different keyboards have different key layouts, use the ones you used previously for shifting things up/down. I haven't tested the mod myself yet but I plan to later so I can check if it's localization issue.

12. Don't watch them? Nobody forces you.

13. I had high hopes for this game when it was first announced and thought the first screenshots were just before they got textures in it. Then it turned out that was stylistic choice and it was actually supposed to look like shit. And so all my interest in it was lost and hasn't recovered.

[(Anonymous)]

Back to add on to 11: In my keyboard (Nordic one) my buttons are å for down and & ‘ for up.

[(Anonymous)]

seeing paralives have extra character creator things like heterochromia, makes me think that if ea tried to add that it'll break the game.

[(Anonymous)]

almost everything they add breaks the game sooo

[(Anonymous)]

I HATE SOCIALISING!! I HATE PEOPLE!! I JUST CRINGE!! THE SOCIAL ANXIETY IS KILLING ME!!! I HATE PHONECALLS TOO! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[(Anonymous)]

i feel this

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[(Anonymous)]

i’m not reading any of that because the colors of that theme are a goddamn nightmare and an assault on my eyes. maybe care a little more about making your pages visually accessible instead of how many pronouns you collect?

anyway, that simblr is a fucking joke, like every tumblr stereotype wrapped into one person. they’re either a very elaborate troll, or truly unhinged.

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[(Anonymous)]

I refuse to accept it's not a troll, "disabled catgender aphro-fluid native american" 🥴

[(Anonymous)]

alright, which one of you kittens wants to smell daddy’s feet? 😉

[(Anonymous)]

daddy please.... dont tease 🥺

[(Anonymous)]

i do not only subscribe to the mirrored 4chan theory but to a whole mirrored internet - maybe not all of it but certain corners.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/103/583/01d.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

what the hell are you talking about

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[(Anonymous)]

I like sims having different sexual orientations instead of being just bi

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[(Anonymous)]

does it even change anything? it seems that in both cases it's the way you play with the sim that determines their sexual orientation

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[(Anonymous)]

deligracy and that one cunt with the gigantic mouth and shitty fake blush come to mind immediately

[(Anonymous)]

8. that hair is bad for 2013 standards

[(Anonymous)]

it's bad for 2007 standards

[(Anonymous)]

10. keep converting from sims 4 please. im really not into dainty fragile furniture and dull plants so much of the stuff from sims 4 is nice and my houses look cute now 💟

[(Anonymous)]

013 Rosacea cheeks! 😖😖😖 Will paralives continue being like a cartoon? Cos I only care for 3d

pussy tech support megathread

[(Anonymous)]

after the pussfest that was last weeks comments, i propose we try and keep our pussy talk contained to a megathread so we don’t shit up the rest of the comment section.

everypussy welcome! you don’t need to have a pussy to comment in the pussy tech support thread. have fun! 😻

Re: pussy tech support megathread

[(Anonymous)]

You’re so thoughtful! Anyway my pussy is absolutely fat as shit

[(Anonymous)]

13. I don't know about "SJW" but I do really dislike the look. With Sims 4, I thought they looked a little odd in the first still image we saw, but they look good in game and in motion. Paras just look STRANGE to me, even in motion. I'm sure I will get used to it in the actual game though, assuming I ever play it.

[(Anonymous)]

"God bless EA. They want those woke points so bad" I mean, the vocal part of the TS4 community is completely unhinged. EA is just doing what they're asked on twitter by terminally online individuals.

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[(Anonymous)]

This whole "YOU DON'T GET GAY SIMS UNLESS YOU INITIATE IT BY HAVING SAME SEX ROMANCE INTERACTIONS FIRST!!" seems a little overblown to me. The carrying on makes it *sound* like all Sims will be straight if you don't have same sex romance, but instead, Sims will spawn as they always have since the dawn of time where they are bisexual/pansexual, OR they will have no interest at all in romance. Go look at the thread where this was posted:

https://answers.ea.com/t5/Bug-Reports/OPEN-Townies-with-no-Sexual-Orientation-at-all/m-p/11736365/highlight/true?fbclid=IwAR3LM_5Jc-TS5dmP7cTeer8mUvhdCt2fT0CILKPH_LD0PHCL7TvrKnh9-84#M228267

"In my test save I checked 12 NPCs. 9 of them were aro/ace+not exploring and 3 were bi+romantically exploring. These settings seem really absurd and make it almost impossible to find partners for Sims."

The bug here sounds like NINE fucking Sims being aro/ace, but the other 3 WERE BI AND ROMANTICALLY EXPLORING. The whole "THE GAME DOESN'T MAKE GAY SIMS!!!!" thing that everyone screams makes you think it makes straight Sims only, but that is not what happens. Yes, it's bugged and busted all to hell, it's an EA product, what else is new? It isn't making any straight Sims at all, nor any gay Sims, but they just skip right past the lack of straight Sims, don't they, so they can yell that EA is homophobic.

Also, yes, this updated added straight Sims... AND GAY SIMS. You couldn't have an actual gay Sim before, either, because they were all bi/pan. My lesbian Sims would frequently flirt with men or automatically develop romantic relationships with them when I played other households. Now they don't!

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[(Anonymous)]

they also added aro/asexual people. but people already look down on us so i'm not surprised that no one cares/they're being shitty about it/ignoring it. it's what i expected. god forbid aro/asexual sims be possible if it also means straight sims are possible.

[(Anonymous)]

7. trans people are often biased so they shouldn’t be moderators

[(Anonymous)]

yes. the state of reddit is a great example.

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. [an image of someone's website with a long, complex bio]: "GYARUTRAIT'S GEOCITIES SITE.
WE'RE WITNESSING MENTAL ILLNESS."
2. [a description of a Sims 4 bug about same sex relationships]: "i hate ea so much its unreal
I expected nothing and i'm still disappointed. EA really added straight people to the sims :("
3. [a list of comments someone made looking to get a download of Dina on MTS, with the first comment in July of 2021 and the latest on August 27th of this year]: "These are all by the same person (and the second to fifth comments are all from the same conversation thread, where the Dina that was part of the custom hood this pertained to wasn't even the premade sim). I feel they may have some issues."
4. "maxis match is so boring now
it's entirely homogenous
everyone uses the same cc items in every build
i'm so sick of that charlypancakes lotion set
the pierisim papasan chair
all of harrie's bland 'art'
myshunosun's wack low poly models
alpha simmers may be weird but at least they don't all look the same"
5. [pictures of Sims that are squished/flattened due to the ratio being off; one of the images is a zoomed-out picture of three sims and is apparently a hair preview]: "do you know you can lock aspect ratio when scaling images?
this image is a hair preview, by the way..."
6. "It bugs me how lazy they've gotten with new worlds. Sure, they look nice, but they're always lacking spots for collectibles, fishing, plants... I'm less inclined to have my Sims live in these worlds when they don't have stuff out in the neighborhoods to go do and pick up."
7. [a comment from gyarutrait saying that people shouldn't make Sims forums because the community is bigoted and most people aren't trustworthy to moderate a forum, and that a forum can't be moderated by one person and should have poc and trans people involved in moderation]: "gyaru shut the fuck up and touch some grass challenge"
8. [a not-so-great hair for Sims 2]: "This is from 2013
still lol"
9. "Yo! High poly large objects should be multi-tile in TS2.
a 5x5 footprint for this willow would mitigate its insane polycount 17.112
*I'm not criticizing the person who converted it, just FYI"
10. [three shrubs]: "you looked at them and said 'these look good I will share them' ????
and idiots downloaded them because 'omg 4 to 2' ????
thank the watcher someone fixed them"
11. [shiftable everything mod]: "I can't get these to work in my game and I feel so stupid"
12. "Why are Sims 4 Youtubers all so fucking cringey and gross? The stupid faces they make in their thumbnails makes my skin crawl."
13. "People are always saying how Paralives will kill The Sims but...
I can't get over these ugly ass people. They look like low quality Tumblr art made by SJWs with no talent. I don't even want to look at that ugly shit!"

Re: Summarized.

[(Anonymous)]

why.