Secrets Post #745

[xxxbilliexxx]

WARNINGS -> Bait -> Comedic Timing -> Dust Bunny MURDER

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Feeling like that last one is bait.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

april fools cunts.

[(Anonymous)]

hi whores

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. "I always give my Sims happy little lives, because that's what I wish I had."
2. "The animation and sound effect of a Sim vacuuming up a dust bunny is lowkey disturbing and sad. It's weird because having them stomp on them, which sounds much more violent, is mild, but I'm sad every time my Sim vacuums one."
3. "I went to Programs/Electronic Arts/The Sims 3 Into The Future/GameData/Shared/Nonpackaged?Worlds and replaced Oasis Landing with Barnacle Bay
...that's right. Barnacle Bay is the future"
4. "When I play the legacy challenge, I always remember the founder's spouses so well. They always stick with me, and usually I am very fond of them. But the spouses of future generations? No. I completed the challenge, and the only one I remember besides the founder's spouse is a premade who was married in. (Miko Ojo.) All the others were just so forgettable."
5. "This is possibly the scariest-looking Sim I have ever seen in my life. (And someone on Reddit tried to argue that he is Maxis Match?!?!?!?!)"
6. "anon: OH MY GOD, this sim posted by PrincessPrissyShits420 on Tumblr.gov is LITERALLY the MOST terrifying monster I've EVER SEEN. I think we should go to their house RIGHT NOW and BEAT THEM to DEATH with HAMMERS for conceiving of SUCH AN ABOMINATION
The sim: [photo of a completely normal looking person]"
7. [a black and white picture of a Sim wearing... uh... a giant vaguely heart-shaped oversized tunic thing, I'm probably missing something here, the pic is a "promotion" for a jazz and piano show at the Chelsea Theater]: "the fuck"
8. [a series of pics of a Sim]: "LOVELY CREATOR, LOVELY CREATIONS, SUPER UGLY MODELS"
9. [someone named Zao/zaozzaa-reload on tumblr, saying that they were blocked on their previous account and don't know why]: "considering your mesh are stolen from Shining Niki, I would have thought the reason was obvious. original artists are reporting you and your accounts are being pulled. what is it now? 3 accounts in the space of a week? lol good luck with your patreon"
10. "I used to get mildly annoyed by simmers who made every single sim lgbtqia+. Nowadays, these are the only ones I trust, after seeing so many transphobic conservative simmers reveal themselves."
11. [a Sim in underwear with a giant bulge]: "WTF is this? Does anyone find a dude like this attractive? And that what is supposed to resemble a large cock literally just looks like he's done a shit in the front of his fake CK's."

[(Anonymous)]

1. I feel this :|
2. Now I wanna try it out
3. This was one of the store worlds right ? I don't think I ever played this one
4. It makes sense, when you start the challenge, finding a partner for the next generation is a really important task and usually the main thing you do. But once you're more established, it's not quite as essential for the future generations and at least I always do it more hastily and am not as picky.
8. Is that like, Frankenstein stitches on her face? Can't tell what's going on there lol.
11. Uhhh I'm not sure which is worse, the dick buldge or the face...

[(Anonymous)]

Dust Bunnies, that's gotta be one of the dumbest fucking ideas EA has ever come up with for a pack. Except apparently they can go evil and set fires, EVEN DUMBER.

[(Anonymous)]

I googled it because I assumed this wasn't a real thing..... but it fuckin is. :|

https://i.redd.it/6h03jz3zyxk61.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

1 difference in philosophy i enjoy torturing sims to let out the frustration lol
5/6 lol
11 who looks at that sim and thinks yeah man, this looks good. gonna share it with the world

10

[(Anonymous)]

I never play LGBT Sims and I don't feel bad about it. I don't care if people unfollow me over it either.

Re: 10

[(Anonymous)]

i make all my sims gay

[(Anonymous)]

4) Sick of hearing about this but at least it isn't fuckin 100 baby. Why is this community so obsessed with shitty boring challenges? And literally has been since Sims 2?

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, legacy-style gameplay has been first introduced with TS2, so I can kinda see how it would be a long-running theme of the franchise. It's just that we've seen it so many times already, that I don't really care any more and nothing really interesting happens. We've all been there, done that, I feel like. Also can't stand people on simblr who start like 5 legacy challenges every other week and expect us to care about any of their sims. Like, bitch, you just started a stupid berry legacy challenge, maybe take care of this one first and don't start posting other legacies in between. It gets so confusing after a while too.

[(Anonymous)]

this random ass dude showed up at my sims door... no one in the house knows him and get this, its a fuckin teenager!! with gray hair and a dad bod??

https://i.imgur.com/Bf20Cf8.png

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

i can't wait for the new hogwarts game. it's gonna be so great. i'm gonna preorder it for myself and a copy for a friend. i love jkr 😊

[(Anonymous)]

Me too

[(Anonymous)]

an old fandom of mine is having some sort of comeback, and my most favourite ship from back then is so unpopular rn. everyone likes these two characters with other people now wtf.

[xxxbilliexxx]

Really, you're not even gonna tell us the fandom and ship?

[(Anonymous)]

1. That used to be me but it got really boring so nowadays I try to play each sim as the most horrible version of themselves instead. Like, maybe the dad of the family is sleeping around with everyone, mother likes drinks more than her kids and the kid is picking up fights with everyone they meet? Much more interesting than just caring for their needs and trying to fulfill their lifetime wants.

5. I think he looks kind of good? 😅 Like the face is proportional and he looks like a normal person. The clay hair kind of ruins it though, he'd look better with alpha one.

7. Not sure if he's dressed in a giant leaf or heart here? Either way, whatever the designer of that was smoking, I'd like some of that too since it seems to do very weird things to your brain.

9. Tumblr has been deleting blogs left and right lately though, friend has her blog shut down for editing a post and they don't post ripped-from-other-games conversions. Luckily it was restored after they contacted Tumblr but they got no reasoning or anything about why it was deleted in the first place.

11. He literally looks worse than the guy in secret 5, just looking at him makes me uncomfortable while the other one looks almost like a nice dude from the next door.

[(Anonymous)]

9. I’m pretty sure zao makes original content because all her cc is high poly af, or at least the leaked stuff i downloaded from her is. You’re probably thinking about maya-sims or kohtek (idk how it’s spelled)

[(Anonymous)]

maya definitely sell converted stuff and is even open about it, idk about zao because i dont play SN anymore but the meshes from that game is quite high-poly (the game even prides itself with having 80k+ poly meshes)

[(Anonymous)]

qatar is a shitty place to hold a world cup

[(Anonymous)]

https://imgur.com/jjQdc6r

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

Kaw-Liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door
He fell in love with an Indian maid over in the antique store
Kaw-Liga just stood there and never let it show
So she couldn't never answer "Yes" or "No"
He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tomahawk
The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped some day he'd talk
Kaw-Liga, too stubborn to ever show a sign
Because his heart was made of knotty pine
Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he never got a kiss
Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red?
Kaw-Liga, that poor ol' wooden head
Kaw-Liga was a lonely Indian, never went nowhere
His heart was set on the Indian maid with the coal black hair
Kaw-Liga just stood there and never let it show
So she couldn't never answer "Yes" or "No"
And then one day, a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but ol' Kaw-Liga stayed
Kaw-Liga just stands there as lonely as can be
And wishes he was still an old pine tree
Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he never got a kiss
Poor ol' Kaw-Liga, he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red?
Kaw-Liga, that poor ol' wooden head

[(Anonymous)]

Kaw-Liga? I only know Caligula

[(Anonymous)]

03. That fishing lot without any water on it is a perfect representation of what EA's doing with Sims 4, so I guess Barnacle Bay really is the future. And the future is now.

05.+006. Smells like a conspiracy.

07. What am I looking at. Fashion walk? Concert?

11. What happens when you try to mess with the beehive without that hat with the net 😔

[(Anonymous)]

i cant stand most people born after 2000. people born on 2003 are particularly annoying i noticed, what went wrong with them i dont know.

[(Anonymous)]

The internet happened

[(Anonymous)]

i'm crushing on francine

[francinefrenski]

😊

[(Anonymous)]

since when does 4chan have emojis ?????

[(Anonymous)]

Totally Spies lookbooks are so played out and annoying

[(Anonymous)]

i’ll take that over pleasant twins lookbooks. if i have to see one more e-girl lilith i’m gonna hurl

[(Anonymous)]

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

LBGTQIA+?

Cant we just leave it at LGBT?

Do i have to subscribe to LBGTQIA+?

[(Anonymous)]

lgbt alone is not woke enough anymore sweetie

[(Anonymous)]

the comments this week are slower than the previous two

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[(Anonymous)]

sims is a solitary game. it isn't a "community." caring about what someone's political or personal beliefs are just because they play the same video game as you is insane.

Re: 010.

[(Anonymous)]

lots of single player games have thriving communities

5 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, I made secret five. Am I the only person who finds him creepy??? And let me be clear, I don't think he's ugly, just creepy. I think maybe it's the uncanney valley effect, but I find him more terrifying than the ugly misshapen weird ones like number 11 (altho he is pretty bad too.....)

Re: 5 OP

[(Anonymous)]

You weren't here back in the Sims 2 photoskinned celebrity skins and simmerized pictures times were you? (It meant badly blending your Sims face to real photos or photoshopping them to look as "realistic" as possible usually just making them look awful, awkward and weird) We oldies have seen much worse than this sim could ever be 😋

I guess you're squeamish because of the realistic skin, eye and facial hair combo? Without that stupid hair he'd look a lot like a real person but as usual clay hair ruins everything. I'd probably be uncomfortable seeing him moving though, that face and the stupid expressions Sims pull would be awful combination.