Secrets Post #937

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> Multiple.gifs -> AI slop -> Soft jump-scare .gif -> Cindy -> Malcolm -> Satch

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[(Anonymous)]

FIRST FUCKING FIRST WE'RE FINALLY OPEN AND FREE

[(Anonymous)]

My boobs when I take off the bra:

Unposted:

[(Anonymous)]

https://i.postimg.cc/bvJC6q3Z/c35b72.png

Cindy

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

26. The female sims are too thin

[(Anonymous)]

Are you a fan of Steven Universe SJW?

[(Anonymous)]

https://i.imgur.com/pgJIyUm.gif

Cindy AI

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

to the person crashing out proxy cindy/ai, you can use better channels for creativity. i heard sims is good for this

[(Anonymous)]

my favorite streamer couldn't be fucked to say she's thankful for her community, until after 11 pm. clearly she doesn't care that much.

[(Anonymous)]

she's thankful for your wallets, bayyybeeeeeeee, cough up some dough 💵🤑💶💸💳💷💴💰💰💰

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[(Anonymous)]

She doesn't really look black imo just a white woman with a tan.

Re: 16

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm no

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, you can't leave more kudos right now. Please try again in a few minutes.

[(Anonymous)]

1. True.
3. 🤔 SUS
4. I agree. It's so boring. People only like it if they participated and are having theirs viewed. Otherwise people don't care.
13. Lmaooooo
14. Rip Analdius.
15. I don't want that to be my type, but it seems to be who I have chosen...
20. Omg seriously. I thought this guy was full of shit in the beginning, but he actually had the inside scoop sometimes. Tell us what's going on dude.
22. Sloppy EA as usual
23. I've wondered this too. If they start over from scratch with the DLC, are people really going to cough up money for the same shit they already bought? But if they DON'T charge again, how is this going to be profitable?
That's assuming that this rumor is even true...
27. I'm surprised they haven't added this yet. Maybe someday.
28. Same. I mean, it's probably actually not all that exciting, but I would love to hear about what happened.

[(Anonymous)]

The Cindy spammer is satch cuz he is mad he is the omega to malcoms alpha

[(Anonymous)]

Since there's so much AI slob being posted, I just wanted to let people know there was a recent data breach: https://www.techlusive.in/artificial-intelligence/openai-confirms-chatgpt-data-leak-mixpanel-breach-should-you-worry-1624799/

[(Anonymous)]

Oh nooo
My yaoi drafts
Oh noooooooo

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[(Anonymous)]

Did someone forget to vaccinate the bubba before their first trip to Disney?

They should start selling shirts that say: "My kid got the measles on Disney property because I'm a dumb shit and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. "if you think about it earth is kind of like a forever save file and we're a generation in a legacy challenge"
2. "when i was like 9 playing sims 3 on the xbox 360 i made 2 woman sims and made them adopt like 5 kids and i spent the whole time making the ladies make out on the bed and woohoo (the closet was non existent) and accidentally starved the kids and they all got taken away LOL"
3. [Alex Masse of Paralives compared to Yandere dev Alex Mahan]: "noticing things..."
4. "Shell tours are, to me, the most boring (and often lazy) form of Sims content."
5. [EA app sale]: "the timing of this..... 😭😭😭"
6. "Most times The Sims 3 can be so beautiful"
7. "I only play with male sims. When I try to make females I feel like they aren't beauty enough. So, all my save files are only male Sims 💅"
8. [Britney Spears walking through a curtain and waving]: "opened sims 2 today"
9. "Cindy would hate Cynthia if she was a real LP youtuber for Sims."
10. [TS2 red pill, TS3 blue pill]: "WHICH PILL ARE YOU TAKING?"
11. "Unfortunately, I'll have to stop playing until someone takes over a new updater, because there's no way in hell I will spend my precious money on a sims 4 DLC"
12. "The Sims 4 is the only thing that keeps me mentally stable; if it didn't exist...
We'd all be fucked, including you"
13. [Sims 4 starting screen with family missing clothes]: "Anadius, look at the family you destroyed"
14. [Analdius]: "'We still talk about you'"
15. [TS2 early development image of a male Sim in a room with an unmade bed and trash on the floor]: "this is my type in men 🫤"
16. [a TS2 Sim and a TS4 Sim]: "Everyone talks about whitewashing, but why does no one talk about blackwashing?"
17. "I got kicked out of that sims revolution twitter thing before they became a really toxic circle LMFAO"
18. "The first time I ever played the sims I was young and I went to cook scrambled eggs with bacon and a fire started and my sim burned to death and I started hysterically crying and having a meltdown 😭😭😭"
19. [AI .gif of SatchonSims and notmalcolm kissing]: "The biggest celebrities on SimSecret right now
That's yaois 👍👍"
20. [SimMatically tweet about there not being that many more packs to pirate]: "SPEAK UP ALREADY, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? I CAN'T WAIT! REEEEEE"
21. [a Sim toddler with freckles on his face]: "ig it's supposed to be freckles but this child looks like he has a dermatological condition"
22. "This is a very small, minor thing, but when you create a new Sim in the Sims 1 rerelease, their portrait has their head angled at a slightly different angle than the original release did. The premade Sims still have the correct portraits. You can see where I made a new Sim with Bella Goth's head, and how her portrait is different from the actual Bella Goth. It doesn't matter at all, but it still drives me crazy."
23. "Huh, with the huge amount of the DLCs this game has gotten over the last 11 years, it'll sure be a hell of a task to make all that function in this rumored remaster, especially if the game's core ends up changing significant. I honestly have no idea how this will turn out.
Unless... they're going to charge you by rereleasing the entire dlc for the remaster lmao
I doubt it, but with EA, anything's possible"
24. [cartoon with Brandi Broke and Darren Dreamer talking about their grandchildren, with their sons play sword fighting]
25. [annoyed looking old woman Sim looking at a younger woman]: "when ur little sister starts outgagging you... 🤗"
26. "not only have i had the same occult family structure for years (spellcaster and mermaid parents, alien and vampire kids) but i eventually wrote an entire stageplay around the idea and am currently turning it into a musical with hopes of it being produced next year"
27. "I want to be able to buy a second house for my Sims. They added this ability in Sims 3 at some point, but they still haven't put it in Sims 4. I want to be able to own multiple houses in different neighborhoods, and move around just as much as I want to."
28. "I would genuinely love to know the true behind-the-scenes of what happened with Life By You. I know it's never going to come out, but I bet there was a lot of fascinating drama that happened to bring the game down."

Re: Summarized.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought the gif in 19 was from a real video of some random gay couple or porn

[(Anonymous)]

I like the secrets but I can’t be bothered commenting on them 🧌

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[(Anonymous)]

This is very scary.

Aside from what I'm just seeing which is nightmare fuel, the fact that in about 2 years this will be indistinguishable from reality is very scary.

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[(Anonymous)]

Christ on a cracker you're an annoying little twit

Re: 2

[(Anonymous)]

ia. so tired of seeing their boring made up pointless anecdote secrets. at least they're easy to recognize so i can scroll past without even reading them

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[(Anonymous)]

All the world's a legacy, and all the men and women merely sims.

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[(Anonymous)]

10/10

[(Anonymous)]

Analdius left the Sims community pregnant with an ass baby

[(Anonymous)]

O SHIT DID HE MEET UP WITH MOLLIE?!

[(Anonymous)]

2010 was 18 years ago.

[(Anonymous)]

eh not quite but 15 yrs ago is bad enough lol

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[(Anonymous)]

What do we call this, Satchlcolm or Maltch?

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[(Anonymous)]

https://files.catbox.moe/7b58ky.webp

Re: 7

[francinefrenski]

[(Anonymous)]

3. lol finally someone notices the similarities 🧐

[(Anonymous)]

VERY VERY SUS 👀

[(Anonymous)]

016. Because
1) The darker your skin is, the more oppressed you are. Making a character more oppressed is generally accepted compared to removing their hardships.
2) Nobody cares about the character in your screenshot

Justice for Alexander Goth, though. The Sims 4 team not only made him darker but also uglier in their latest update.

[(Anonymous)]

he literally looks like an ogre. it's really telling of their ethos that the devs are so lazy and bad at playing their own game.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you guys get anything for Black Friday?

I was doing really well, but I fell off the wagon and have wasted quite a bit of money...

[(Anonymous)]

i went to the mall and tried christmas shopping but i just bough stuff for myself instead.