Secrets Post #921

[francinefrenski]

WARNINGS -> NSFW Sim -> .gif -> Plushie anatomy -> Porn reference -> Suicide reference

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[(Anonymous)]

Look below you, Francine

[(Anonymous)]

Pete Davidson's a C-rate comic at best. If not for the heroic story of his father, he’d be in a fucking gutter.

[(Anonymous)]

Not the mention the dude is, like, weapons-grade ugly.

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[(Anonymous)]

i need that corset and pasties if it's unisex

for....science reasons (gonna put it on loki beaker)

[(Anonymous)]

12. And they say sims is a kids' game...😏
14. WHAT THE HELL PUT THAT THING AWAY 🤮
18. ...until some mf puts the mods on a paywall 😈

[(Anonymous)]

only idiots say the sims is a kids game
only idiots pigs would let a child play a game like the sims

The Sims Board Game

[(Anonymous)]

it's coming out in less than a week, anyone gonna get it

Re: The Sims Board Game

[(Anonymous)]

also not shilling, just curious

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[(Anonymous)]

literally what the fuck is wrong with you. it's a seam.

Re: 7

[(Anonymous)]

looks like a pussy fanny

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[(Anonymous)]

are you serious? speaking of puriteens, i think we have another one here. it's literally the sims lmfao no one gives a fuck if your sims cheat or have affairs that's like half the point of the fucking game????

Re: 19

[(Anonymous)]

there are some major pearl clutchers about this kind of stuff. i remember someone made a secret about having an abortion and people had a tantrum in the comments. and someone also made a secret about how inappropriate it is for sims to have a date goal to woohoo and how terrible that is 😂

[(Anonymous)]

This week's post is already weird as hell.

[(Anonymous)]

2. is it joe alwynn?
3. i'm never going to get why some of you anons are soooo obsessed with streamers. no offense but why?
7. lmao
8. hahaha watch someone take this secret seriously
9. that's ts4 games in the picture though!!!! dream home decorator etc
11. well now i'm going to think about it too
13. that's kind of sad anon.
17. accurate
19. are you serious?

[(Anonymous)]

joe widows unite 😢

[(Anonymous)]

I have a theory that when a human becomes super wealthy that something in their brain breaks and because you can fulfill any desire that money can buy, and so you start desiring the things that money can't necessarily buy to fill the gaps.

The idea of being able to have anything you want, any time you want it, and basically living a life like that for long enough, from the most basic level of human function, you've eliminated your purpose for living if that makes sense.

It's like how people are anxious all the time now because we basically have all of our needs met, but our brains are still looking for leopards in the trees and still worried about where our next meal will come from because physical evolution moves a lot slower than cultural evolution and that's why you see anxiety disorders primarily in developed countries, and not as commonly in lesser developed nations where the drive to survive still serves a purpose.

Someone becomes rich, and it starts out with the big houses, fast cars, vacations, luxury yachts, all that, and that's fun for a while, but after a while all that becomes boring. The lizard brain was never designed with having this amount of comfort and so that's when it starts filling in the gaps. It starts desiring things that it probably wouldn't ordinarily want but because all their needs and there's nothing further they could possibly want or pursue in a conventional sense, now they have to start thinking unconventionally.

Pretty sure that's why pedophilia and all those other sorts of socially deviant nefarious things are so popular amongst the elite because those are the things that you can't just buy outright.

[(Anonymous)]

This is my theory for average folks get sucked into any conspiracy theory or have an obsession with the end of days. I think, even though these are still working class people, they still live comfortable lives that become mundane in their own ways. They don’t have the money for what the elite do, but they do have access to sensationalized videos telling them the boogey man is everywhere. They need something to “survive” since most basic needs (food, water, shelter, clothes, etc) are met in developed areas.

[(Anonymous)]

MY COMPUTER SAYS RAINY DAYS AHEAD BUT WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT THERE IS ONLY A 20% CHANCE OF RAIN ON TWO SEPARATE NONCONSECUTIVE DAYS MY PC IS LYING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

this post is only 2 hours old and people have already shitted it up to the point that no one is going to bother commenting on the secrets or anything about the game, it's just going to be spam and bullshit

[(Anonymous)]

18. I feel that back then people appreciated things more. We were lucky and had internet at home but it was super slow so if I wanted to download something I had to be very choosy about it since grabbing for example a single 40MB file would take hour(s) to download depending on the file host and how busy the servers were. So I could either download many smaller files or one big file but I couldn't get both during the same day. We had like 1MB/s download speed in theory but it was often more like 5-20KB/s. Maybe that's why downloading from Simfileshare feels kind of cozy to me - if only it didn't drop the downloads so often I wouldn't even mind it being slow sometimes.

[(Anonymous)]

This is so true. When I was really little we had dial-up, and it took forever to download anything. You didn't even try to download something unless you really wanted it.

Summarized.

[summary_anon]

1. "ea just before ts4 released: if this game isn't successful, there will never be another sims game
ea after raking it 100s of millions of dollars off the ts4: there will never be another sims game"
2. "ugh I LOVE these random ass SERVES I encounter from The Sims 3 store 😍"
3. "i'm afraid that ur anniversary stream isn't going to go really well
and then ur going to be discouraged and stop streaming
but if u only did more sims and less other stuff u would have so many more viewers agin?? like u used to???"
4. [a YouTube video about disturbing MTS and TS3 mod]: "aww its so CUTE when the young players find about these and clutching their pearls and going out there like it wasn't ANCIENT NEWS and acting like some moral crusader
i hate hate HATE puriteens"
5. "I lied to my parents about there not being a woohoo option in the sims 2 and that a stork brings the babies so they would just buy me the game 😭 they were dtm I never thought they would actually get it for me I was in game stop hoping they'd believe me like"
6. "my MIL has perkier boobs than mine
this is WRONG"
7. "THE YOUTOOZ FREEZER BUNNY PLUSHIE HAS A LABIA."
8. [a distorted Paralives character]: "paralives blatantly ripping off The Sims 😤"
9. "If you think you're having a bad day, I want you to know that my download ETA for The Sims 3 is 43d 15h which is September 18th"
10. "One time I made myself in The Sims 3, got abducted by aliens, came back pregnant, named the baby 'Vibe Check,' and now we both haunt the Goth family's mansion."
11. "It bugs me that most of the trash cans don't have liners in them. Yuck! All I can think about is how filthy these would become."
12. [a potion bottle with a gif overlaid]: "This potion bottle in sims 2.... And that position smells so good!"
13. "COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS TIL MY KIDS FINALLY GO BACK TO SCHOOL"
14. [CC pics]: "very accurate CC previ- i mean, RENDER
tiny ass in game pics"
15. "The Sims OG was released on my 3rd birthday, also I have some dots on my left hand and if correctly connected they make a plumbob!"
16. "live. laugh. toaster bath."
17. "Being an adult is realizing that your sims weren't crazy when they suddenly started crying in the middle of the living room."
18. "When I was young and didn't have internet at home, I used to go to internet cafes each weekend just to download mods for The Sims 1 & 2, I used to burn them on CDs then come back home to install them.
I'm so happy that things are much easier for everyone now."
19. [TS4 midlife crisis wants/goals]: "I think it's kind of messed up that the game encourages Sims to have affairs, divorce, and have casual sex. That is wrong! We shouldn't be normalizing this kind of behavior.
Also, it kind of seems like Dillon wants to fuck a cowplant, tbh."

Re: Summarized.

[(Anonymous)]

Having a homeless guy with a bunch of stuff on the patio of Starbucks is detrimental to business. No one is going to want to sit out there near him. Yeah, go ahead and downvote me, it’s true. It’s a business and it’s a third place for people who can come in, buy a coffee/drink/pastry, and work/hang out. Not a homeless shelter. Downvote me all you’d like but y’all don’t ask regular restaurants to allow homeless people to sit at a table. Stop acting like starbucks is exclusive to being a literal business🙄

[(Anonymous)]

Can you still make money off curseforge or nah

[(Anonymous)]

i'm so sorry guys 😭 i promise i'm done now i'm just having another moment 😭😭😭

[(Anonymous)]

you are fat charlotte

[(Anonymous)]

WE NEED TO SPAM THE SIMSECRET TUMBLR UNTIL THEY COME BACK AND POST THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF SECRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Send him/her/them (idk) least favorite secrets, fetish art secrets, or the 100 secrets that were left unpublished here on dw a few years ago.

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[(Anonymous)]

Hey man, let Dillon chase his cowplant-fucking dreams without judgement. The man has been secretly wanting it for his entire life, and now that he feels the passing of time and is aware of his own mortality, he finally feels brave enough to be his true self.

[(Anonymous)]

I forgot it was Friday and kept refreshing the other post 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[(Anonymous)]

So wtf are these comments lmao

[(Anonymous)]

Morbid obesity and autism

[(Anonymous)]

1. The worst part of this? The Sims 4 BARELY fucking functions.

2. Sims 3 Store for all the questionable MTX had some heavy hitters CAS and BB wise. ESPECIALLY for the men.

4. IDK if crying about puriteens is the arguement you want when one of the selected thumbnails is about Delphy/Tashiketh/whateverhisnameisnow (owner of MTS) and his past conviction for having child porn. Like I would argue there's some allowable outrage or questioning/discussion of why he's been allowed to run a full website like this despite being a whole sex offender and why people in this community just normalized it or accepted that a guy who had child porn runs something like this... or the adult site Sexysims. The other thing, IDK what it's talking about so I won't speak much on it lmao.

7. I... Why is the freezer bunny plushussy fat tho? Like I feel like they knew what they were doing here.

8. One bug isn't ripping off the sims. Call me when Paralives also functions a burning dumpster full of molasses.

9. Bro what are you running on? Air Fryer? Samsung Fridge?

12. It's got a flared base and a graduated shape, so I guess it's butt friendly.

17. If you aren't crying in your kitchen at least once a month are you really adulting?

[(Anonymous)]

you talk too much

[(Anonymous)]

Ghosts and aliens

[(Anonymous)]

Mermaids and vampires

[(Anonymous)]

2. sims 3 fans are actually insane
4. their "content" is shit
11. I know people who do this irl... vile pigs
13. shut the fuck up asshole
17. you thought crying meant people were crazy when you were a child? sounds like your parents were assholes
19. the people who make the game are sick

[(Anonymous)]

13. speak the louder up darling

[(Anonymous)]

The propaganda i wont fall for is thinking that putting 4 sim families on an apartment lot makes the game open world

Or that 4t2 clay is maxis match

[(Anonymous)]

nutcase

[(Anonymous)]

5) My dad didn't even know that Sims could use the bathroom. I think he actually thought it was a dollhouse simulation game because when he played it, all he'd do was build and then move a family in to 'complete' it.