I visited Arkansas a few weeks back, and I actually ran into Cindy at a Panera Bread. I asked for her autograph, and she promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 57 seconds, after which she released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma.